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20 May 2015, 17:13
Vine is so weird. In updates following its meteoric rise to popularity, it has allowed people to put a LOT of production value into... six seconds. And that's apparently its only limit. But there are plenty of Vine creators who see that as a challenge, and are somehow squeezing full narratives into the length of time it takes me to, like, stand up.
Here are just 9 time-bending Vines that seem to stretch beyond the 6-second possibility:
Slap bracelets, moustache tweaking and even squeezing in some Taylor Swift; this guy somehow compresses like 20mins' worth of boredom into one Vine.
The crux of this Vine is over in a flash; but the celebratory dance just... keeps... going...
How you gonna just fit a whole life into a Vine AND make it funny?!
Three whole things? That would've taken me like an afternoon.
This person somehow fit an entire revenge plot into 6 seconds. NAH.
This full transformation story even has a soundtrack??? SORCERY
These guys are going full-blown 300, this is ridiculous...
Did... Did these three just manage to dismantle the double standards of street harassment within a single Vine???
Brandyn had time to finish his test early, do a slo-mo walk-off, AND a victory dance. EXPLAIN????