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9 December 2014, 18:06
Applicant was applying for the position of person "who snaps their fingers everytime the prez owns a conservative dinosaur."
Dammit... I told my mom this was a sure thing pic.twitter.com/XwtyEWlmEA— max (@LatherRinseRT) December 2, 2014
We received your letter regarding your potential for a job working directly under President Barack Obama. We regret to inform you that there is not currently a job requiring a designated person to "snap their fingers really loud every time the prez owns a Conservative Dinosaur" and we are fairly certain there will never be a job for that task, even if you are as good at snapping as you are (we got your VHS tape recordings and had to buy a VCR just to watch them).
Again, we would like to thank you for sending in your spirited letter and expressing your passion for Barack Obama and the United States government.
P.S. the president does not know what your "Favstar" is and he rejected your request to "blow it the h*ck up with a drone strike".
Sincerely, The White House.Barack Obama