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13 January 2015, 13:11
Jody High Roller will be your prom date for the low, low price of WHY WOULD YOU.
If you're looking for a way to spice up your next prom and you can somehow accumulate $28,000 in the next five months or so, then you're in luck - rapper Riff Raff's about to cut you a sweet deal.
For, again, $28,000, Jody Highroller himself promises to come with you to your prom, make you look like the richest COOLEST kid in high school, and also pay for a sweet penthouse hotel room (though presumably that's included in the price. Again, $28,000).
Riff posted the full details of what your money would get you on his Instagram:
MOM GET YOUR PURSE OUT PLZ.
It is only for ages 18+, which is way less common a prom age than you might think. So if prom's already a thing of the past for you and you actually, honestly have $28,000 to dedicate to Riff, then worry not; We took a look at his merch store to see what else you could do with that money.
$28,000 could get you:
Apparently seeing his face costs extra.
Or you and 27 friends!
And you'll still have enough left over for...
Remember how he does music too?