8TEEN Khalid Download '8TEEN' on iTunes
15 January 2015, 12:19
EVERYTHING IS CHOCOLATE AND MY STOMACH HURTS.
Ever had a day where you don't want to move and you wish you could just conjure chocolate out of nowhere?
Of course you have. Enter SCIENCE.
The CocoJet is a revolutionary new 3D printer, made by 3D Systems in collaboration with Hershey's. Because yes - it prints chocolate.
Suddenly we're all like:
Given that the options are basically limitless for what you can 3D-print, we had a brainstorm for some things we'd love to immortalise in chocolate.
Wait, "immortalise" is the wrong word, it's not immortal, we'd eat it. Umm... print?
Here's what we came up with:
They'll probably sound better than the real thing.
Because it isn't sickly sweet enough already.
Just adding to the collection of confusing replicas.
WE'LL BE FEASTING FOR WEEKS.
Perfect for breaking apart and sharing with your friends.
May contain nuts.
Because what are the chances a robot made of chocolate will become sentient and rise up against us, right? Haha, ha, uhh...
Made of, like, the whitest white chocolate available.