19 Hilarious Posts About Being Broke That Will Hit You Right In Your Empty Bank Account
9 January 2018, 10:10
You ever been so broke you just want to call the cops on yourself for spending so much damn money?
Tis' the season for empty bank accounts. If you've got the empty bank account blues, here are some posts that will make you laugh so hard you'll forget to have your daily existential crisis.
1) When you want to travel but can't even afford economy class tickets to the corner store.
me: i want to travel— zander (@finah) January 6, 2018
bank account: like... to the backyard? pic.twitter.com/WkVWjBuFSA
2) i MEAN
my manager: do you wanna go home early ?— Kardashians (@ltsKardashians) January 7, 2018
me with 28 cents in my bank account: pic.twitter.com/6eI6Vf4j46
If you don’t check your bank balance— lewis aitken (@lxwissss) December 29, 2017
you can’t be disappointed pic.twitter.com/oZcXj5O3cy
4) I feel so...seen
A girl tweeted "You must be so broke if u bring food from outside into the cinema"— Benny (@Beno_ldn) January 2, 2018
No u might be stupid if u pay 4.99 for a bag of skittles
6) Big goals for this year, fam.
Don’t transfer savings to checking 2018— Cam (@CamriB14) December 31, 2017
7) no offence but i'm calling the police.
8) These bills ain't loyal.
Direct deposit scheduled for 12:00am— - Kiyondra (@poonNOpeen) January 6, 2018
Bills at 11:59:59 pic.twitter.com/n3B66bnHxF
Waiting for all my contactless payments to come out from the weekend like... pic.twitter.com/zmj7cxuTeh— Sophie Prankard (@sophieprankardx) October 23, 2017
10) just @ me next time.
11) *friend pays for your mcdonald's once.*
When ur broke and ur friend buys u food pic.twitter.com/KptevI8RTR— no (@umsassy) January 6, 2018
12) how do you press fast forward on your life?
Can I just skip to the part where I am so rich I don’t need to keep checking my bank balance after every transaction?— Ezza (@erinn_watson) January 6, 2018
13) *extremely long sigh*
14) "come out," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.
When you see your bank balance after a night out https://t.co/NC9JUhmQkA— Aday (@arubahive) January 8, 2018
ATM: Your Account bank balance is 15.90=. Do you want to proceed?— K.A.B.U.G.O (@Kabugo_Shifu) January 8, 2018
Me: Proceed to where? pic.twitter.com/2MQzrrx4dQ
16) When all your friends are complaining about being broke in January but you're.....always broke.
Tbqh my bank balance can’t tell the difference between January and any other month of the year. pic.twitter.com/TXJU6YJPP9— Mpanza (@Sibu_MpanzaSA) January 4, 2018
17) It's like asking if you want to see your own death, tbh
When the cash point asks you if you wanna see your balance before getting money out— Dan Sheeran (@DSheeran) January 6, 2018
NOOOOO FUCKING WAY