This Is Quite Possibly The Sassiest Toddler On Twitter

13 November 2015, 16:37

Toddler Twitter

By Victoria Pavlova

No, but like, juice boxes, amirite?

In internet-y news this week, we have a new favourite Twitter account. And yes, you should care about our Twitter fave because it will add approx. 10000% more hilarity into your life. We're great at maths btw. 

You know who isn't good at maths? Toddlers. But they are great at hitting people and giving zero f**ks. Introducing... @honesttoddler. 

Yes, it's exactly what it says on the tin - tweets, directly from the mind of a (slightly p***ed off) five-year-old. Well, if we're being honest, it's probably his mum, but let's just ignore that.

Because these tweets are basically us.

And we, too, like to express our emotions.

And we were also confused by a certain childhood lesson.

Really felt that burn though.

Fair point on this one.