13 Savage Tweets About The New iPhone's Facial Recognition That Will Make You Say "I'm Done"
13 September 2017, 12:36
"Does the iPhone X have FaceID for all the two-faced people in my life?"
It was a big day for Apple, but that didn't stop people on the internet from doing what they do best. From "two faced" people to cheating partners, people jokingly wondered what kind of trouble this new facial recognition software would get them into.
People wondered if their love of makeup was going to complicate things.
The new iPhone face ID will be a problem for me... when I take my make up off itll think a naked mole rat is trying to get into my phone— cinnamon (@bethanieclairex) September 13, 2017
FentyBeauty just came out... I will be wearing heavy layers of Makeup... The real is.... Will that IPhone 8 FaceID thing recognise me... pic.twitter.com/WOUe3YM3Xf— Zee G.O.A.T (@NickiGOAT) September 12, 2017
Jaqen H'ghar just became a problem for a lot of people.
Do y'all know who I'm worried about when it comes to unlocking d new iPhone X thru face recognition? pic.twitter.com/cMi0XaNIIU— BILLION (@BillionTwiTs) September 13, 2017
And Arya, of course.
Others are a bit worried they might be alittlee...generic looking.
My worry is if I use my face to unlock my iPhone x then any generic white guy will be able to access it.— Shayne Topp (@supershayne) September 12, 2017
And it's pretty much-guaranteed that Face ID is going to try and sass you in one way or another.
Iphone 8: Please scan face for identification— Nick™ (@_NickyThomas) September 13, 2017
Me: *scans face*
Iphone 8: pic.twitter.com/CUuL8GIWEP
"Time for your quarterly cosmetic surgery."
DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVERY 90 DAYS— PHP CEO (@PHP_CEO) September 12, 2017
Some people think girls will adapt and start setting up a long con.
Caution!! don't let her take selfies with your iPhone X. She's really setting up Face ID for her access to your phone. Simple pic.twitter.com/rKKGiCLrWj— Mr.Canada (@MrCanadaEhh) September 13, 2017
For some reason, people were really worried about all the two faced people in their lives.
Okay but does the iPhone X have FaceID for all the two-faced people in my life?— medium size uzi vert (@_JackieDan) September 13, 2017
People are sure it will work because of how...um...unique looking they are.
iPhone 8 now introducing face ID! Now I know my phone is safe cause nobody is as ugly as me— Geoff (@the93044) September 12, 2017
The CIA during this Face ID announcement pic.twitter.com/fDwR72THUc— Micah Akuezue (@LetMicahDown) September 12, 2017