Rockstar Post Malone feat. 21 Savage Download 'Rockstar' on iTunes
15 April 2016, 17:10
As told through Bob's Burgers.
Look, we all love our siblings. But there are some things they get to do differently to us, and that just ain't fair. Not fair at all.
Let's take a closer look shall we?
Oldest Child: Fresh new threads to wow all your friends.
Youngest Child: Are these only third hand? Cos they look like they've been through at least 18 people. Oh, and they are at least 3 sizes too big.
Oldest Child: Served first, takes however much you want.
Youngest Child: Fighting for the last chicken drumstick.
Oldest Child: Reasonable curfew, relatively little suspicion from the parent (until you come home at 4am and ruin it).
Youngest Child: Back in the house by 7pm, in bed by 9pm or you're grounded.
Youngest Child: Hey, I just heard of this great new band...
Oldest Child: Ugh, that band? I'm so over them.
Oldest Child: You know you're the favourite.
Youngest Child: You know you're the favourite.
Oldest Child: Not a scratch on you.
Youngest Child: You're basically just one giant bruise at this point.