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25 November 2015, 15:45
The PERFECT response to all your weird relatives.
It's almost the holiday season. You're going to be attending various family parties and seeing all your older aunties who smell like Werther's Originals. Inevitably, the stressful questions are going to roll in and, similar to facing a pack of hyenas, you'll be cornered. Not to worry though, we've anticipated everything and we're here to help.
You can't actually tell them your real plan (which is to marry rich).
Is being broke a sport?