Melanie Martinez Is a Literal Goddess And We Worship Her
16 September 2015, 11:45
Brb, just praying to the sippy cup gods.
This is Melanie Martinez.
She's a very exciting new popstar who you should really get to know, if you don't already, because we've decided that we now worship her, and that you should, too.
Her music is really cool, and has this alt-pop edge to it that we really, really like.
Her song "Soap" has low-key been soundtracking our summer.
Great, now you've got a general idea and you're all caught up, let's get to why we're totally obsessed with her.
Her album is called Cry Baby, and so Melanie has gone in HARD with her look.
This is a really strong aesthetic and we're kinda living for it.
However, the whole thing has a bit of a history. Speaking to Nylon magazine, Melanie said that was really inspired by vintage, 50s children's toys and outfits, and she wanted to experiment about how to bring that into her music.
"I have a song called "Training Wheels"," she told the magazine, "and it's about being in love with someone and taking it to the next level by taking off the training wheels. I love the contrast between adult situations and the kid themes."
In fact, the album has loads of songs like "Sippy Cup", "Milk and Cookies", and "Play Date" and "Mrs Potato Head" that totally embody this.
Honestly if I were to pick what my fav thing ever is Id say eating a cookie that was dipped in milk...— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) July 23, 2015
We've also got serious hair goals from Melanie. She can rock practically anything.
Blue and black is so chic.
Melanie's Twitter is pretty existential, too.
so much i wanna do not enough time— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) December 3, 2014
Eating all the chewy cookies in the green room and overthinking my life.— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) May 28, 2015
Also, food is pretty high on the agenda, which can only be a good thing.
Wondering how long I can survive off mac and cheese..— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) June 8, 2015
if any one saw my emails theyd think i was 400 pounds. dominoes + godiva emails alll day— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) February 24, 2015
why must i stay up this late every night. i know im gonna get hungry again .. gimme all the donuts— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) January 16, 2015
She's also not afraid to speak her mind about a variety of different things.
Wondering when people will stop comparing female artists with colored hair..— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) June 16, 2015
foreal though fuck this bitch at dave and busters.. i just spent so much money trying to win that giant banana ..— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) March 19, 2015
and youre gonna let other people claim their prize but cut me off.. and then be rude af middle finger emoji 2 u— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) March 19, 2015
Recently Melanie's purse was stolen from one of her shows, and this caused her to say these rather interesting and important things about fan culture and celebrity.
YES MELANIE, GO IN AND SPILL THE TRUTH TEA.
Not only that, but she thinks what we all think
cnt walk through my room its so messy ill just sleep on the pile of clothes on the floor— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) April 21, 2015
I really miss my weave.— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) May 24, 2015
just purchased exactly 111 plush bunnies from the dollar store.... off the bucketlist— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) March 1, 2015
dress everyday like youre going to get murdered in those clothes.— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) December 12, 2014
These are all the reasons that we now worship Melanie Martinez.
Oh, she also still has baby teeth!
4got 2 tell u guys - went 2 the dentist the other day, apparently i still have 2 baby teeth..— melanie martinez (@MelanieLBBH) April 20, 2015