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5 August 2015, 09:05
WHO IS NEXT? NO ONE IS SAFE.
In what is sure to be known as the summer that love officially died, another influential celebrity couple have called it quits. After 37 years as a couple, Kermit and Miss Piggy have made the difficult decision to end their romantic relationship, but continue their professional one.
And, as if all this wasn't hard enough to process, the whole thing is Wikipedia official.
Fans are understandably shocked by the annoucement. Kermit and Miss Piggy always seemed like the couple that would stay together forever.
Bloody hell. Kermit and Miss Piggy have split up. This is worse than my parents' divorce. Kermit and Miss Piggy spent more time raising me.— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) August 4, 2015
FORGET ZAYN AND PERRIE, KERMIT THE FROG AND MISS PIGGY BROKE UP WTF MY HEART— Freya Bee (@OhHeyThereFolks) August 4, 2015