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1 August 2016, 15:08
The entire population of Brazil seems to think it's true!
Today in confusing kidnapping news: A truly wild conspiracy theory has been uncovered on Brazilian social media by Buzzfeed that involves the alleged kidnapping of Sia. Yes, that Sia. The one that wears the wig.
As told by Brazilian Twitter, Sia has been "kidnapped" and is being held hostage by none other than Queen of Citrus Beverages Beyonce in some sort of underground song-writing ring, just like Fight Club.
Translation: “Sia tries to disguise the bruises made by the militant aka Beyoncé, who keeps her held hostage #SaveSia.”
So funny that Sia retweeted that meme, I wonder what she thinks of it haha— Cal (@Nallac7) July 30, 2016