Fall Out Boy Lullabies Will Give You A Little Less Sixteen Naptimes

10 December 2015, 11:55

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By Victoria Pavlova

They are a thing.

Stop whatever you're doing. POP PUNK AMBER ALERT: Fall Out Boy lullabies now exist. Let the soothing tunes of Fall Out Boy put you to sleep, while you dream of Patrick Stump's red robe.


PopBuzz would like to apologise for the gif above. 

Other than licensing, it looks like FOB themselves haven't had much to do with the album. The collection, produced by a company called Rockabye Baby (cos Fall Out Boy r saving rock'n'roll, u guise!) includes bedtime favourites like  "My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark", "A Little Less Sixteen Candles" and "Dance Dance" among others. 

You can now listen to snippets and/or buy the entire thing on iTunes. 

Honestly we can't wait for the videos. We have so many ideas already. Pete Wentz in a sheep onesie? Joe Trothman wrestling a giant teddy bear? The possibilities are literally endless. Or, you know...


Once again, we're sorry. 

Happy napping, everyone!