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6 June 2016, 12:34
He's lost a lot of bets - time to wear a lot of heels.
Way back in the dark days of January 2016, shirt-hating backflip expert and Panic! At The Disco frontman Brendon Urie revealed that he had once lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt. Fortunately, he makes those high heels work.
But, Brendon, can you make EVERY pair of high heels work? Or is the workability limited purely to a certain pair of heels?
Well, we've crunched the numbers and worked out 10 pairs of high heels that we are CERTAIN Brendon would be more than capable of working, regardless of how his gambling exploits with skirted men work out.
Let's take a look...
Love is, after all, an open doo...I CHIME IN, HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF.....(get them here).
Who doesn't love cookies? Idiots, that's who. (Get baking here).
We know he's a fan of the movie and the music so these would be perfect on Halloween or Christmas (go get 'em).
Because remember this?
The perfect combo. Get the heels here.
Again, only idiots hate Star Wars (available now).
Points for the Batman reference but these could also work for the tentacled alien monster in your life. (Seriously cool).
Sometimes you wanna keep it subtle, hiding your heels under your on-stage statement jacket (we genuinely might buy these).
Yeah, ok, it's another Batman reference but come on! You'd have a lego batman wherever you go! How do you not buy these???
Perfect for running around on stage. Do it!
my sick new pair of matty heelys came in!!!! so thankful. pic.twitter.com/Yjgh1CX7u1— detective dank (@angryameme) March 29, 2016