Every Single Version Of The “Old Taylor” Killed In Taylor Swift’s New Music Video

30 August 2017, 12:18

Every Single Old Taylor LWYMMD Video Asset
Katie Louise-Smith

By Katie Louise-Smith

New Taylor spared NO ONE.

Now that we've all recovered from Taylor Swift's mind-blowing and savage video for Look What You Made Me Do, it's time we payed tribute to each and every version of Taylor that tragically lost their lives in the video.

Towards the end of the video, we see the New Taylor™ standing a top a mountain of Old Taylors™, each one trying to claw their way over each other so they can get back to the top where they belong. Then they all start toppling to the ground. 

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At the VERY end of the video, we only see 14 of those different Taylor's arguing and dragging each other (15 if you count the supposed 'Real Taylor™' on the wing of the TS6 airplane, one for each track on her new album) but upon closer inspection, fans have noticed almost 30 different versions of Taylor in that heap of personalities.

And so, with the help of the internet, here's every single version* of Old Taylor™ that New Taylor™ killed. We'll light a candle for each one as we go. (*There's actually way more but they're almost impossible to pinpoint.)

1) 'Red' Tour Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD Red Tour OutfitBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

2) '1989' Tour Tinkerbell Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD 1989 Tour DressBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO

3) 'Shake It Off' Ballerina Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD Shake It Off BallerinaBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO

4) 'Shake It Off' Cheerleader Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD Shake It Off CheerleaderBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO

5) 2014 ACM Awards Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD 2014 ACM AwardsBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

6) '22' Video Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD 22 VideoBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO

7) '1989' album cover Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD 1989 Album Cover SweaterBig Machine

8) 2015 Billboard Awards Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD 2015 Billboard AwardsBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

9) 2015 VMAs Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD 2015 VMAsBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

10) 2014 VMAs Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD 2014 VMAsBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

11) 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' Pyjamas Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD We Are Never PyajamasBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO

12) 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' Red Polka Dot Shirt Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD We Are Never Red TopBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO

13) 'You Belong With Me' Junior Jewels t-shirt Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD You Belong with me Junior JeweBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO

14) Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD Victoria's Secret Fashion ShowBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

15) Fearless Tour Glittery Guitar Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD Fearless Tour GuitarBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

16) '1989' Tour Sequin Bomber Jacket Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD 1989 Tour Bomber JacketBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

17) 'I Knew You Were Trouble' Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD TroubleBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO

18) Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve Silver Sequin Blazer Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD New Year's EveBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

19) "My Boyfriend Is Playing At Coachella" Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD CoachellaBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Instagram

20) 2013 Billboard Awards Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD 2013 Billboard AwardsBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

21) BMI Pop Awards Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD BMI Pop AwardsBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

22) Fearless Tour Marching Band Outfit Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD Fearless Tour Marching BandBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

23) 'Red' Tour Letterman Jacket Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD Red Tour Letterman JacketBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Youtube

24) 'You Belong With Me' Prom Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD You Belong With Me PromBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO

25) 2007 ACM Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD 2007 ACM TaylorBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

26) 2014 Met Gala Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD Met Gala 2014Big Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

27) 'Out of the Woods' Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD Out Of The WoodsBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO

28) 2015 iHeart Radio Awards Taylor (Although, could totally be '1989' Tour leather jumpsuit Taylor...)

Taylor Swift LWYMMD iHeart Radio AwardsBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

29) 2009 VMAs Taylor

Taylor Swift LWYMMD VMAs 2009Big Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/Getty Images

30) And the Vetements boot that Taylor was wearing in her Vogue shoot.

Taylor Swift LWYMMD Vogue Vetements BootBig Machine/TaylorSwiftVEVO/VOGUE

At least she didn't kill Becky. Well played, Taylor.

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