Chasing Highs Alma
12 February 2016, 11:20
All you need to know.
Professional troll and hip hop mastermind Kanye West launched his latest fashion line and new album in an event at Madison Square Garden, livestreamed across the world via Tidal.
But hey, you're busy people, you don't have time to wait for Tidal to load just so you can watch a bunch of people stand still in a room. So, we've put together a list of notable moments from the show you can tweet about to make it seem like you were actually there. Yep, its Yeezy Season 3 - the "Too Long, Didn't Watch" breakdown.
And the models looked somewhat moody, as per Kanye's many, many instructions.
But Naomi Campbell showed up, which is fun.
When he wasn't struggling to work his AUX chord, Yeezus treated us to cuts from his new record The Life Of Pablo which featured guest appearances from Sia, Rihanna, The Weeknd and Chance The Rapper to name a few. Kanye's claims that this is a gospel album are also not unfounded with the opening track featuring a choir going full out.
Some of the songs were also, thankfully, very good.
I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex Why? I made that bitch famous God damn I made that bitch famous.Famous
Not cool bro. See also this:
I bet me and Ray J would be friends If we ain't love the same bitch Yeah, he might have hit it first Only problem is I'm rich.High Lights
So there's that.
It was oddly emotional. Seriously, Kanye takes a lot of sh*t for his outlandish behaviour but, all joking aside, we are very excited to play this.
Let's hope he sticks around.
Oh, wait, nevermind.
Come on Anna, get on board!
Hopefully today but no release date has been announced. Maybe Tidal will just accidentally leak it like Anti. Fingers crossed.
But hey, you already knew that!
As with everything Kanye-related, it was a little bit crazy, a little bit controversial but, crucially, never boring.