Youth Troye Sivan
14 September 2016, 16:24
Don't be one of them.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a person in want of a pleasant gig experience shall not get one.
The Pop Buzz team have attended their fair share of gigs and concerts in the past so we've compiled this incredibly detailed list of the very worst people you could ever hope to encounter. We can guarantee you will have come across every single person on this hit list. Unless you only attend the Opera... then ignore this completely, oh posh one.
I'm not enjoying it, you're not going to remember it... Absolutely no one is winning in this situation.
Like, why did you even pay for a ticket? Why? WHYYYY?
"Excuse me sir, you're spilling your Strongbow all over my brand new merch... YOU'RE BEING REALLY RUDE!"
"Wait... WAS THAT THE REST OF YOUR STRONGBOW OR WAS THAT... PEE?!"
Mate, you could stand at the back of the arena and still get a better view than me three rows from the front.
Spending half the gig trying to avoid being smacked in the face by a sweat soaked Jansport. Classic
Honestly, I came out to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now.
Sent into battle with zero experience... And they're always the ones who faint before the show even starts.
Is there anything worse than having a tone-deaf moron singing the wrong words right next to your ear? No. There isn't.
There is no room for you to start throwing shapes, sir. This is not a dancehall!
What?! It's an absolute banger.
Trying to navigate through this 10,000 strong standing crowd as conjoined twins will not make you very popular.
Karma will get you, you untrustworthy fiend.
Should we alert the medical crew or...?
If you think your terrible unfocused iPhone crash zooms and incoherent audio will impress your Facebook friends, think again. AND PUT THAT DAMN IPAD DOWN!
Truly truly heinous creatures.
I didn't know Taylor Swift's demographic included dodgy 50 year old men!? YA NASTY.
I mean, seriously...
Farewell, my friends! May we someday meet again.
Shout out to all those girls we've loved and lost. Hope you're doing well - we miss you!
Bless your heart and soul, but you are an enabler and people like you need to be stopped.
THE ACTUAL WORST. *leans on friend for the entire gig because if you touch the sweaty man, you basically dead*