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Have fun trying to sing the right words after this collection of LOLz.
Actual lyrics: "I fought it a lot". LOLOLOLOL, it's funnier when it says farted. LOLOOOOOL!
Actual lyrics: "Let the leaves fall off in the summer, and let December glow in flames." Like, why would anyone want to burn Simba?!
Actual lyrics: "You say that I've been changing, that I'm not just simply asian." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Actual lyrics: "When the Pimp's in the crib Ma, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot." Honestly, who even knows what's going on in this song anyway.
Actual lyrics: "I fought it for a long time now." LOL. FARTS. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Actual lyrics: "I want you to stay..." Stop tryna make Rih chew the steak you guys!
Actual lyrics: "Straight into my heart and stole it." Well, we guess the way to our hearts is through our stomach so...
Actual lyrics: "So we don't need the headlines." Neither do we Hayley, neither do we!
Actual lyrics: "So we put our hands up 'cause the ceiling can't hold us" The Silly Candle should have been in the video, tbh.
Actual lyrics: "Just beat it! No one wants to be defeated!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Actual lyrics: "I am in misery" Adam, what are you doing in Missouri?!
Actual lyrics: "I'm blue, daba-deeda-badieeeee" We totally get you, Eiffel 65. But if I was pink on the other hand...?
Actual lyrics: "Baby can you breathe, I got this from Jamaica." This song would have been vastly improved if it was about Robin's Herbology skills.
Actual lyrics: "Don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet" PATRICK!!!!! PLZ. STAHP.
Actual lyrics: "That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight." We'd kind of hate to be in that room with REM, tbh.
Actual lyrics: "And we'll never be royals, you can call me Queen Bee" We're gonna start calling Beyoncé 'Green Been' now and see if anyone notices.
Actual lyrics: "Don't go chasing waterfalls" Will the real Mr Waterfalls please stand up? Jason, are you there?
Actual lyrics: "Concrete jungle where dreams are made of" Neither lyric makes sense so... whatever, we're going with the tomato.
Actual lyrics: "(What's my mothereffing naaaaame?) R. U. L. E." Can you BELIEVE J. Lo has been lying to us for all these years?!
Actual lyrics: "We're going down down in an earlier round" @ Fall Out Boy... what's the truth?!
Actual lyrics: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot ride" Who doesn't love a tasty hot pie though?!
Actual lyrics: "Technically, our marriage is saved." Naahhhh... we're sticking with that Satan lyric.
Actual lyrics: "Like a black widow baby" Rita, please understand the importance of ENUNCIATION.
Actual lyrics: "Never meant to make your daughter cry, I apologised a trillion times." But wait... what would a man made of several fish look like!?
Actual lyric: "We found love in a hopeless place." So are these lyrics the actual plot to Interstellar or...?
Actual lyrics: "Here we are now, entertain us!" Nirvana are hosting a Tupperware party and you're all invited!
Actual lyrics: "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find you faking" PSA: Please don't hide you bacon... sharing is caring.
Actual lyrics: "Don't you worry child, see heaven's got a plan for you" I can't WAIT to find out what Ciara's got up her sleeve TBH!
Actual lyrics: "I'm fourteen Carats" Please be clear next time, Selena...
Actual lyric: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold?" Wow, we haven't had a scone in about 5 years! Anyone else fancy a scone now?
Actual lyrics: "I am an arms dealer" ...Well, that escalated quickly boys.