Wild Thoughts DJ Khaled ft Rihanna & Bryson Tiller
25 April 2016, 11:25
Shippers assemble - all the best moments are right here and it's about to get steamy.
The wonderful world of fan fiction gets explored in great detail by two of our favourite twitter accounts, dedicated to quoting the finest stories about members of Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance.
Fall Out Boy Fanfics (@fobfanfiction) warns the band members in its bio "If any member of Fall Out Boy actually sees this please turn back for your own sake."
"Patrick marvels at how it's possible for someone to look ridiculous yet hot at the same time, but that's pretty much Pete in a nutshell."— Fall Out Boy Fanfics (@fobfanfiction) April 24, 2016
I mean, this stuff gets deep pretty quick.
"Patrick whispered against Pete's neck, and he felt his knees go weak. "Moms spaghetti." He thought.— Fall Out Boy Fanfics (@fobfanfiction) April 21, 2016
No Pete, no memes."
And there a few special guests...
"Hello moon."— Fall Out Boy Fanfics (@fobfanfiction) April 23, 2016
"Hi Joe," Ryan Ross replied
"I was busy thinking about how hot sucking Kanye off is. Dude, you know what? If I sucked him off, maybe he'd work with us," said Pete.— Fall Out Boy Fanfics (@fobfanfiction) April 23, 2016
Ah, French - the language of love.
Patrick pressed on Pete, the scent of alcohol on him.— Fall Out Boy Fanfics (@fobfanfiction) April 19, 2016
"I love when you speak French."
"Je suis un pomme de terre?" Pete replied nervously
Anyway, once you've had your fill of Pete and Patrick shipping, you can head over to the sister account, @mcrfanfiction.
"Daddy," Gerard said sweetly, "can you pass the salt?"— Emo™ (@mcrfanfiction) April 20, 2016
Frank and Donald both reached for the salt.
Mikey whispered, "oh shit."
Don't worry, things get just as crazy.
"Daddy?" Gerard exclaimed, surprised to see his tumblr boyfriend in real life.— Emo™ (@mcrfanfiction) April 22, 2016
"Oh gross," said Mikey, "did not need to know that, ew."
Poor old Ray seems bored of it.
"What is going on?" Mikey asks.— Emo™ (@mcrfanfiction) April 21, 2016
"Frank and Gerard had a prank war that has morphed into a game of gay chicken," Ray explains, resigned.
Oh and don't worry, they have special guests too.
Ray said hurriedly, "we don't talk about Ryden!"— Emo™ (@mcrfanfiction) April 23, 2016
"Because Ryan Ross is a fucking asshole," said Brendon, appearing.
And a few questions are raised.
"Tyler...Josh isn't real. Remember?"— Emo™ (@mcrfanfiction) April 23, 2016
World is shattered.