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10 December 2015, 10:45
The bald eagle is a symbol of American freedom. The irony is killing us.
27 year old Uncle Sam agreed to the Time Magazine photoshoot because he was not in a position (professionally) to turn down the gig. An eagle's gotta eat, right? Sources say, however, that Mr.Sam would much rather have had an audience with Senator Bernie Sanders.
I told you @TIME Magazine would never pick me as person of the year despite being the big favorite They picked person who is ruining Germany— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 9, 2015
Even the American bald eagle hates Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/EwDSBwisNs— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) December 10, 2015
Trump can be seen dodging Uncle Sam who seemed like he really didn't want photographic evidence that he had ever met the billionaire real estate developer.
Here's why Uncle Sam was right. It's all symbolism. Uncle Sam is a symbol of the American people and Donald Trump is a controversial figure. If this bald eagle doesn't stick it to The Donald then who will? Also, many animals can sense when people are wack as hell.
Uncle Sam was not immediately available for comment but onlookers say they heard the bird scream the following just before the attacks:
My wife is an immigrant! I'm so done with you.Uncle Sam, 27 year old bald eagle