Wild Thoughts DJ Khaled ft Rihanna & Bryson Tiller
9 December 2015, 11:34
How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. https://t.co/hFO0XmOpPH— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 8, 2015
According to a poll by the Washington Post, Lord Voldemort is polling higher in favourability ratings than actual real life Presidential Candidate, Donald Trump. YES, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY... The fictional villain responsible for the elimination of Muggle-born wizards is more favourable than Donald Trump.
As members of the wizarding world ourselves, we've investigated these claims, pinpointed the facts and can now confirm that Voldemort is much better than Trump. Let’s examine the evidence…
No hair, don't care. Weird hairpiece, call the police.
Tailored by magic. All black everything. Runway ready.
Does Donald Trump hand out hugs?!? BET HE DOESN'T.
Actually, this one isn't fair... we've never seen Trump's karaoke skills but we can't imagine they're better than the Dark Lord's.
It's like, the most genuine smile of all time.
Well, not according to the book obviously, but in the movie... we'd honestly swim in that deep blue.
Victory for Voldemort.