A-Punk Vampire Weekend
12 June 2015, 08:56
Here's what happens when everyone loses their chill at once.
Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards have been engaged since 2013. The pair, who are widely regarded as the John F Kennedy and Jacqueline Onassis of British pop groups, have kept relatively mum on their future wedding plans.
If I had a dollar for every time someone thought Perrie and Zayn were already married, I would have enough money to actually throw them a wedding. That being said, yesterday everyone thought the pair had gotten married and this is why.
Perrie calling herself "Perrie Malik" pic.twitter.com/IqZ8YNkVUL— Radio1D (@Radio1Direction) June 11, 2015
Naturally, because people have no chill whatsoever, they turned it into a thing.
"Perrie Malik" "Perrie is pregnant" "Zerrie is secretly married" fandom rn: pic.twitter.com/lvmE1VmO1U— winona (@93xfthoran) June 12, 2015
when you come on twitter to have a good time and see perrie malik trending worldwide pic.twitter.com/09LEnsIBw5— maddie (@grungeharryx) June 12, 2015
why is everybody against perrie calling herself perrie malik?— lili (@CUMHORAN) June 11, 2015
The video was actually meant to jokingly highlight Jade Thirwall's single status in the band. But well, you know…