This Brand Is Selling A Denim Thong For Festival Season And I Honestly CANNOT

6 April 2018, 12:26

Denim Thongs Pretty Little Thing
Picture: Pretty Little Thing
Katie Louise-Smith

By Katie Louise-Smith

A denim seam right up in there? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

With festival season fast approaching, it's no surprise that brands are pulliing out all the stops to create some buzz for their festival fashion collections. You gotta do what you gotta do to get that coin, right? No matter how outrageous and no matter how inappropriate.

Well, Pretty Little Thing has excelled themselves this year because they've just released a DENIM THONG and it's absolutely wild.

Denim Shorts Thong Pretty Little Thing
Picture: Pretty Little Thing

The Mid-Wash Denim Knicker will set you back a reasonable £15 but whether you're into it or not, you won't be able to get your hands on them because they're actually sold out. In every size. People are HONESTLY buying them but whether they're brave enough to wear them... we'll see.

The product description on the site reads: "Dare to wear these fierce denim knickers, girl. Featuring a denim material in a seriously flattering high rise style."

Apparently, according to PLT, you're meant to team them with "some killer chap trousers and matching bralet for a show-stopping festival outfit that is gonna get you noticed for all of the right reasons," but you know what babe, I'm not convinced. In fact, I have several questions...

1. Are you sure about this?

2. Are you SUUUUURE that you're sure about this?

3. Why?

4. Denim shorts riding up too high are uncomfortable as is it, whoooooo in their right mind would wanna subject themselves to this for a full day at a festival?

5. A denim seam right up in there? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Needless to say, the internet can't cope with them either.

You know what, if you've got it, flaunt it. If you're doing Glitter Tits this year, then why not go the full mile with a denim thong?

There are no rules when it comes to festival fashion but on this occasion, it's a no from moi.

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