The 17 Last Remaining "People" Who Haven't Been On Stage With Taylor Yet

24 August 2015, 11:13

Taylor Swift Fetty Wap

By Hollie-Anne Brooks

The definitive list.

We conducted a survey this morning and found 98.3% of the British public had indeed been brought on stage with Taylor Swift. But whilst you sit there smugly knowing you've strutted your stuff next to T-Swizzle, Joey from Friends and a supermodel or two, spare a thought for those who haven't yet made it.

Here's the definitive list of people who have yet to make it on stage with Taylor. Keep them in your prayers.



This bread basket

The rabbit from Winnie The Pooh

This sausage loving guy

Sausage man


This hair brush


Suri Cruise

celebrity mini mes

This musical cheeseburger

Ken Paxton, the Attorney General of Texas

Ken Paxton

This Nun who appeared on The Voice Italy

Nun on The Voice Italy

Edinburgh Castle

Edinburgh Castle

Zack Morris

This potato

jacket potato

Spencer Pratt

Steve Brookstein 

Steve Brookstein

This bin

Scheme to keep or bring in weekly bin collections

This pig eating ice-cream


Zoella's bath and body range