Nice2KnoU All Time Low
17 July 2017, 13:04
As Jodie Whittaker is announced as the latest actor to take on the iconic TV role, we'd like to give all the manbabies complaining just a little bit of perspective.
After months of speculation, the BBC finally announced that the next person to take on the role of Doctor Who would be Jodie Whittaker, much to the acclaim of anyone with common sense.
Seriously, have you seen her in Broadchurch? This is gonna be ace.
But, as expected, there were also more than a few man-babies screaming into their computer screens about how the sight of a female portaying an alien time traveller has somehow "ruined their childhood".
Great, now doctorwho has now fallen for the women's rights act. Ruined one of my childhood memories. #DoctorWho13— James (Mky) (@MilkyMky) July 16, 2017
Childhood ruined— AH Gedo (@RealCovfefe_) July 16, 2017
Remember kids, it's Doctor and Eve, not Steve and the Doctor (or something like that).
Anyway, these sad moaning b**tards may be angry now but I find myself oddly jealous of them. Can you imagine if the only thing that has ever "ruined your childhood" was a new actor taking over a role in a TV show? Nope, you ain't known childhood pain unless you've experienced any of this nonsense:
There's only so much concealer a 15 year old can afford on a weekly allowance.
Irony is, I'd left my kit at home on purpose in the hopes I'd get excused from the class.
I blame Megan.
There I was thinking that this would be a nice funny film about some lions messing about but NO, this had to happen. There were defo tears before bedtime that night.
Shout out Mrs Murchison for dropping that clanger on my 5 year old self. This is why you shouldn't drink gin at 3pm on a Wednesday.
You 1D fans think your pain is original but we've all been here before. See also when MCR broke up.
This is not what JK would have wanted.
I was promised that these were an INVESTMENT FOR THE FUTURE!!!
The happiest place on earth is not so happy when you are on display. Nice intentions though obviously.
Maybe we always were this old. Who can really tell?
Giphy, Geek & Sundry
When was the last time you tried to calculate the square route of anything? Seriously, be honest.
Think we all get the point with that one.