Blue Marina And The Diamonds
2 November 2015, 18:06
THE LIBRARY IS OPEN!
If the 'Reading Challenge' isn't your favourite part of RuPaul's Drag Race then you need to rethink you life choices immediately. Thankfully for you, we've ranked the most important and influential reads of all time. The ones that changed the landscape of drag, and the ones that could burn down on entire forest.
So, in the great tradition of Paris Is Burning... THE LIBRARY IS OPEN!
WEAVES SNATCHED: 5
What gave Alexis the audacity to come in here and start putting Shangela's weave on blast?!
WEAVES SNATCHED: 10
The shade was strong on this one.
WEAVES SNATCHED: 17
How are you gonna come for lil' Miss Congeniality BenDeLa like that?! Darienne delivered that read with such venom, we almost died of poisoning.
WEAVES SNATCHED: 22
It took a lot of Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent for Jinx to call out one third of Rolaskatox like that. GURL!
WEAVES SNATCHED: 29
Just when you thought Mama Chad was fixing to be nice, she delivers enough shade to shelter three school buses full of kids on a hot day.
WEAVES SNATCHED: 31
OMGGGG. Remember when Milk spilt the scolding hot T all over Darienne's kitten heel collection. SHADE.
WEAVES SNATCHED: 48
THE SHAAAAAAAAAAAAADE OF IT ALL!
WEAVES SNATCHED: 57
We've heard the treacherous waters of Darienne Lake are both scolding hot but also delightfully shady at the same time.
WEAVES SNATCHED: 107
CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE ALASKA HAD THE NERVE?!
WEAVES SNATCHED: 478
Jiggly, don't you know you should never talk about a lady's age. Mama Chad will slay.
WEAVES SNATCHED: 700
Serve it ALL Ivy.
WEAVES SNATCHED: 1798
WILLAM, QUEEN OF SHAAAADEEEEE!!!! WE DIEEEEEEE!!!
WEAVES SNATCHED: 2010
Coincidentally, the amount of weaves snatched after Coco uttered this iconic read has the same numerical value as the year that Alyssa got de-crowned. *puts on shades and sashays away*
WEAVES SNATCHED: 19,621
Unassuming Trixie delivered one of the most inventive and hilarious reads in all of Drag Race Herstory, right under our over contoured noses.
WEAVES SNATCHED: 190,437 (+1 because Roxxxy had one on underneath...)
Rolaskatox reading Rolaskatox = #SquadGoals. 'Cause if you can't read your Squad, how the hell you gonna read somebody else?!
WEAVES SNATCHED: 836,282
Listen, if you're ever in a library with Jujubee... you better check the hell out of there IMMEDIATELY. Otherwise you better let that librarian know that she's gonna have to call the burns unit. STAT.
WEAVES SNATCHED: 1,980,672 INCLUDING SANTINO RICE
The entire world snatched their own weaves after this one. Easier than reading the alphabet to a baby. SLAY QUEEN BIANCA.