11 Reasons To Unfollow Everyone On Twitter Except Ezra Koenig

23 December 2014, 13:55 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

Ezra Koenig
Nicky Idika

By Nicky Idika

And the best tweeter award goes to….

If, for some reason, you're still following anybody besides Ezra Koenig on twitter, let me just let you know that there is no point in doing that and every tweet that isn't by Ezra Koenig is a waste of time. 

Vampire Weekend front man Ezra Koenig has a very intriguing internet persona. Contrary to his preppy sensibilities, Ezra is actually a very fresh individual. In 2014 he really mastered the art of 140 character drive by apathy. 

1) There was the time he tweeted a prediction for 2014 and made it a pinned tweet for the entire year

2) There was also the time he wanted to do some self-reflection on his childhood angst

3) He's a Nicki fan

4) He challenges the status quo

5) He became inexplicably obsessed with instances of people wearing two watches

6) He keeps it 100 

7) He gives sage advice

8) He knows what the mainstream media aren't telling us about exercise

9) He's a fashion icon

10) He doesn't mind rudeness

11) He has advice on how to choose a squad.

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