11 Reasons To Unfollow Everyone On Twitter Except Ezra Koenig
23 December 2014, 13:55 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
And the best tweeter award goes to….
If, for some reason, you're still following anybody besides Ezra Koenig on twitter, let me just let you know that there is no point in doing that and every tweet that isn't by Ezra Koenig is a waste of time.
Vampire Weekend front man Ezra Koenig has a very intriguing internet persona. Contrary to his preppy sensibilities, Ezra is actually a very fresh individual. In 2014 he really mastered the art of 140 character drive by apathy.
1) There was the time he tweeted a prediction for 2014 and made it a pinned tweet for the entire year
2014 trend forecast: WEEPING & GNASHING OF TEETH— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) December 30, 2013
2) There was also the time he wanted to do some self-reflection on his childhood angst
Fedruary 25, 1991 - "i Haet my slef" I've been keeping it too real my whole life pic.twitter.com/rBADdnR9Yf— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) December 22, 2014
3) He's a Nicki fan
I can't stop rapping "i never fukked Wayne, I never fukked Drake" to myself. my friends are starting 2 think the lady doth protest 2 much— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) November 21, 2014
4) He challenges the status quo
if ur desperately trying to justify violence against unarmed civilians in 2014, who do u think you would have been in 1964 or 1944?— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) December 3, 2014
5) He became inexplicably obsessed with instances of people wearing two watches
1 of the Soviet soldiers who helped hoist the flag over the Reichstag in WW2 was wearing 2 watches. MAY 1945, Berlin pic.twitter.com/rV4Z16YfPX— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) November 23, 2014
6) He keeps it 100
i can no longer go full prep. i have seen too much— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) November 12, 2014
7) He gives sage advice
a hot summer is great time 2 find out who ur real friends are. If someone never wears tank tops, they are def wearing a wire for the Feds— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) June 21, 2014
8) He knows what the mainstream media aren't telling us about exercise
exercise makes me sweaty, fuks up my hair and makes my face blotchy & red. the idea that it will improve my well-being is...absurd— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) April 25, 2014
9) He's a fashion icon
10) He doesn't mind rudeness
I liked this "Rude" song much more when I thought it was abt marrying a very rude girl as opposed to asking a rude man 4 his daughter's hand— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) July 6, 2014
11) He has advice on how to choose a squad.
be careful when u meet a new squad - it may just be a bunch of ppl who were kicked out of other squads & formed a dangerous frankensquad— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) September 3, 2014