20 Times Harry Styles Was Totally Upstaged By His Own Glorious Chest
31 January 2015, 11:38 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
...What's that, Harry?
One unfortunate yet entirely inevitable problem that comes with A) being Harry Styles and B) having a certain predilection for shirts of a somewhat lower cut, is that you will always risk being completely upstaged by the very thing you seek to highlight.
We found evidence of at least 20 times we weren't looking at/paying attention to anything that Harry Styles was doing or saying because of, yep.
1. Harry makes an engaging speech.
Chest.
2. SMILES LIKE CHERUB.
Chest.
3. Performs complicated dance move.
4. Models new haircut.
CHEST CHEST CHEST CHEST CHEST.
5. Hits difficult high note.
6. Buys new hat.
7. **smoulders like fire**
8. Worries about the declining rate of sea-turtles left in the wild. :-(
9. Wears striking bandana.
10. Tries to catch our eye.
No-PE...CHEST.
11. **Wonders where Zayn might be?**
12. GLOWS LIKE ANGEL.
Chest.
13. Gets brand new jacket.
It's back again.
14. **is actual model**
15. Works out his colour palette.
16. Grows handsome stubble.
ch... *coughs*
17. Grows more hair.
18. Dreams of yesteryear.
Ch ch ch...
19. **smoulders like mountain**
20. ...
Good day.
