7 Ways To Tell If You're A Snapchat Douchebag
18 August 2015, 14:38 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
Snapchat douchbargery has no bounds.
If you're a person on the planet under 25, you're likely on snapchat 24/7. It's your lifeline to all things slightly mundane. Let's face it, you're not likely to be following anyone climbing Mount Everest but someone snapchatting during Geography class is pretty commonplace.
Some people just can't tell whether or not they're a snapchat dickhead. That's why we've pulled together the telltale signs.
1) Are your snaps 100+ seconds long?
Your snap better be changing my life if it's that long. There needs to be a twist better than The Sixth Sense if you're sending out a 100+ second long story.
2) Do you snapchat in the club?
In the immortal words of Lady Leshurr: "Why you Snapchatting in the club for? Just dance, man." Believe it or not, if I wanted to see every moment of your night out I probably would have come with you. Snapchatting in the club is not as good a look as people think it is.
3) Are you a serial screenshotter?
You cannot be trusted. Seriously. No one minds a cheeky screenshot now and then, but when you've blatantly screenshotted a picture of my double chin, you need to draw the line somewhere.
4) *Siren noises* DRINKING ALERT. LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A BADASS IN THE HOUSE.
If you ever feel the need to Snapchat a photo of a red solo cup with a caption that references how much you enjoy drinking, can I please urge you to count to one million and then take a walk outside.
(photo via instagram: @raising_hell_in_the_south87)
5) Are you Kylie Jenner?
We don't actually mind Kylie Jenner but her snapchat content is very boring. Sorry girl.
6) Do you casually use the speed feature as if it means something?
In what world is the speed feature good or necessary? When have you ever thought to yourself, "you know, this snap is pretty good. But I wonder how fast they're going?"
(photo via twitter @corbinrasmussen)
7) You are Kevin Jonas.