If You're A Vegan, Can You Please Just Go Away And Take Your Paper Shoes With You
9 December 2014, 16:22 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
Yours sincerely, Azealia Banks.
Not content with re-naming Iggy Azalea to Iglo Australia, Azealia Banks has now shifted her attention to Vegans. If you are a Vegan, basically, Azalea Banks hates you. Sorry.
In a bizarre Twitter post (although on the grand scale of bizarre Azealia Banks tweets, this is actually pretty mild), the rapper launched an acerbic tirade against Vegans and their lemon-loving lifestyle.
VEGANS... GO AWAY! not everyone wants to wear paper shoes and rub lemons on their armpits!!— CATTY NOIR (@AZEALIABANKS) December 7, 2014
And then this happened.
Azealia's comment came just a few years after she tweeted saying that she had decided to become a part-time vegetarian.
What's a new part time vegetarian to do in a land of spanish restaurants and chicken spots. :(— CATTY NOIR (@AZEALIABANKS) December 29, 2010
But hang on a second, if you're feeling a pretty epic double-standard here, Azealia actually signposted her feelings about Veganism in 2011.
Can't do the vegan thing. i like cheese too much.— CATTY NOIR (@AZEALIABANKS) August 26, 2011
So I guess at least she's consistent.
And it raises some important questions: Why doesn't she like lemons? What is her favourite hard cheese? And more importantly, is anyone safe from Azealia?
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