11 Of The Funniest Questions About Sex People Have Asked Online

7 December 2016, 15:44 | Updated: 27 January 2017, 11:05

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James Wilson-Taylor

By James Wilson-Taylor

The internet is full of some very misinformed people...

Sex can be a tricky subject sometimes and it's perfectly normal to have lots of questions about your sexuality, family planning or sexual health. 

So, now that party season is here once again, be safe while you are out hitting the town - you don't want to wake up the morning after your Xmas party or on New Year's Day and have to Google these questions...

Some people on the internet really need to seek out better advice if these are the kind of queries they are throwing around. Here are some of the weirder, stupider and funnier ones we've found online...

If you would like real information about abortions and/or sexual health, head over to bpas.org.

 

1) Spoiler alert - they are not the same thing. Don't be too forward under the mistletoe...

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2) Ah yes, the old sneeze technique of birth control...

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3) Depends if you mean the heaven in the clouds or the one by Charing Cross Station.

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4) Really? You need to ask this one?

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5) If you're googling this after your Xmas party, you need to reconsider your life choices...

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6) We'd love to be a fly on the wall when you try and have this conversation.

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7) Pretty sure you've just answered your own question there.

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8) We think you'll be waiting a little while longer. Maybe ask Santa for one instead?

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9) Back up - what do the bananas have to do with this story?

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10) You found it mate!

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11) Were there any storks in the story of baby jesus?

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Wow. Just...wow!

So basically, whatever partying you get up to this Christmas, make sure you keep safe and get yourself some REAL information...

Want to get some reliable info about abortions and/or sexual health? Head over to bpas.org.