For $28,000 Riff Raff Will Take You To Prom, Or You Could Buy Literally Anything Else
13 January 2015, 13:11 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
Jody High Roller will be your prom date for the low, low price of WHY WOULD YOU.
If you're looking for a way to spice up your next prom and you can somehow accumulate $28,000 in the next five months or so, then you're in luck - rapper Riff Raff's about to cut you a sweet deal.
For, again, $28,000, Jody Highroller himself promises to come with you to your prom, make you look like the richest COOLEST kid in high school, and also pay for a sweet penthouse hotel room (though presumably that's included in the price. Again, $28,000).
Riff posted the full details of what your money would get you on his Instagram:
MOM GET YOUR PURSE OUT PLZ.
It is only for ages 18+, which is way less common a prom age than you might think. So if prom's already a thing of the past for you and you actually, honestly have $28,000 to dedicate to Riff, then worry not; We took a look at his merch store to see what else you could do with that money.
$28,000 could get you:
1,400 packs of these stickers.
1,750 pairs of these socks.
56 phone calls to your mum from Riff.
But only 22 Skype calls to your grandparents.
Apparently seeing his face costs extra.
13 tattoo designs from Riff.
RiFF's stylist does your hair 28 times.
Or you and 27 friends!
Riff will come to your bachelor party.
And you'll still have enough left over for...
364 Neon Icon CDs.
Remember how he does music too?