What Is Iggy Azalea Saying In This Video?

19 March 2015, 13:21 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

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Nicky Idika

By Nicky Idika

Can you guess what she is saying?

The internet really knows how to handle itself when a new Iggy Azalea rapping meme emerges. Which is to say that the internet does not know how to handle itself when there is a new Iggy Azalea rapping meme. 

First there was the now infamous Sway freestyle. Now there is this gem of Iggy rapping acapella to a song she has presumably written down on paper before. 

Much of what she is saying it unintelligible (just in general, but especially in this vine) and it is believed that the world's leading linguists are working to decipher its meaning. 


Credible translations  

1. Bitch ballpoint/ better pass me a joint/ got a 2-6 beat/ Imma spring my joint/ 3 crack rocks, balling to the [gun noises] going to the round city.  

2.The rightful claim to dissent is an existential right of the individual. 

3. Bitch on point/ better pass me a joint/ gonna twist this beat/ I'm a spring may joint/ 3 creeks rack, boeing to tha pap pap 

4. To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. 

5. Pitchfork point better pass me the joint/ Gotta twist this beat, I’mma sprang my joint/ Straight crack rock, go to the pop-pop/ Pumo Jiggy Rap City, no Tiggy, yeah shorty do illa' I’m raw no Digga.

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