Chris Evans' 'Infinity War' Beard Is A Matter Of Urgency
1 May 2018, 16:45
Good morning to Chris Evans' 'Infinity War' beard ONLY.
We need to talk about Chris Evans. More specifically, we need to talk about Chris Evans' Infinity War beard and how my life is now divided into two segments: BB (before beard) and AB (after beard).
So, if you haven't seen Avengers: Infinity War, let me clue you in on Chris' aesthetic.
I am HERE for Chris Evans with a beard pic.twitter.com/uoqV29Z7gc— birb (@reneetheradcat) April 29, 2018
UNESCO has already recognized Chris Evans' beard as natural heritage of humanity or do I have to start a formal petition to make it happen?? pic.twitter.com/vMcqGqiSN1— stripped (@cevansculture) April 29, 2018
Yes, that sound you just heard was me releasing a very loud and very shaky breath.
Captain America has always been the Wholesome Daddy of the MCU, but now he has seen things and his look must adequately reflect that. I wasn't the only one perspiring in the theatre, though.
The internet has witnessed the year's best cinematic beard (rivalled only by John Krasinski's A Quiet Place beard) and now people have FEELINGS.
The reviews are in. Chris' beard is truly out here affecting people's lives.
Chris evans with a beard is the best thing that happened to me this weekend— (@attyabcdefghijk) April 28, 2018
I lost a whole day to Chris Evans’ beard— Shalyah Evans (@ShalyahEvans) May 1, 2018
Fun fact: I saw AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR with my girlfriend, and as soon as Chris Evans and that beard showed up on screen, we simultaneously broke up with one another.— Matthew Mueller (@aManAboutFilm) April 30, 2018
Chris with a beard > Chris without a beard and that's just facts.
when chris evans’ first scene came on, the crowd in the cinema literally cheered so hard for him and i died they all love the BEARD— chanel saw infinity war (@wintrseb) April 26, 2018
if chris evans without a beard text me i would leave him on read if chris evans with a beard text me at 7:45pm i'd reply at 7:44pm if chris evans with a moustache text me i would block and report him— sami (@ezekielfiguero) April 28, 2018
i get high on:— mackenzy (@labradorogers) April 26, 2018
chris evans with a beard
im not saying captain america is better with a beard but that’s exactly what im saying pic.twitter.com/SwODUv8gNy— @.@ (@culteens) April 30, 2018
No offence, but they need to put Chris' beard in the Smithsonian.
this tweet is spoiler free Infinity War commentary: we need to discuss Chris Evans’s beard because BABYYYYYYYYY everytime he was on screen I felt like this pic.twitter.com/TnjgRS8jjQ— THE HOOD ORACLE (@MADBLACKTHOT) April 27, 2018
me in the theater when captain america appeared from the shadows with that black suit on and a full beard pic.twitter.com/Mwi3HJeNQB— Daïsha (@thinkdaii) May 1, 2018
NEVER HAVE I EVER SCREAMED DADDY ACCIDENTALLY SO LOUD THAN WHEN I SAW CHRIS EVANS WITH HIS FINE ASS BEARD AND HIS BODY ON THAT MASSIVE SCREEN— madihah doesnt feel so good (@versacsezjm) April 27, 2018
Chris Evans without a beard is a snack.
Chris Evans WITH a beard? Honey, that's a snack, that's a three-course meal, that's dessert, that's seconds, that's heating the leftovers up the next day. It's everything.
via Theo Wargo/Getty
Anyway, if you need to reach me, I'll be sitting in the dark thinking about this man in this movie.