Chris Evans' 'Infinity War' Beard Is A Matter Of Urgency

1 May 2018, 16:45

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Nicky Idika

By Nicky Idika

Good morning to Chris Evans' 'Infinity War' beard ONLY.

We need to talk about Chris Evans. More specifically, we need to talk about Chris Evans' Infinity War beard and how my life is now divided into two segments: BB (before beard) and AB (after beard). 

So, if you haven't seen Avengers: Infinity War, let me clue you in on Chris' aesthetic. 

Hi, welcome.

Yes, that sound you just heard was me releasing a very loud and very shaky breath. 

Captain America has always been the Wholesome Daddy of the MCU, but now he has seen things and his look must adequately reflect that. I wasn't the only one perspiring in the theatre, though. 

The internet has witnessed the year's best cinematic beard (rivalled only by John Krasinski's A Quiet Place beard) and now people have FEELINGS.

The reviews are in. Chris' beard is truly out here affecting people's lives.

Chris with a beard > Chris without a beard and that's just facts.

No offence, but they need to put Chris' beard in the Smithsonian.

Chris Evans without a beard is a snack. 

Chris Evans WITH a beard? Honey, that's a snack, that's a three-course meal, that's dessert, that's seconds, that's heating the leftovers up the next day. It's everything.

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Anyway, if you need to reach me, I'll be sitting in the dark thinking about this man in this movie.