Confessions Of A Secret Shipper: My Story

11 January 2016, 14:52 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

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Woodrow Whyte

By Woodrow Whyte

It's time to tell the truth.

Life on the ship in hard enough. But keeping it a secret is something else. You don't wanna tell your friends through fear of judgement but all you really want to do is shout it out to the world: I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS COUPLE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS! We know the struggle. It kinda looks like this.

Why you're always tired. ALWAYS.

When one half of your OTP gets linked to someone else. You know what you have to do.

Doing it for the books because you're in too deep.

Nobody knows about this conversation you have with yourself every day.

You've sat in this bush more than you would care to admit. You've even met over shippers in the bush.

When you make something like this and now you don't know the difference between real life and fiction anymore.

When you find a new gif of your OTP and you're trying to hold it together in front of your friends but it's real hard.

When someone online is explaining your ship and you have to step in like...

Typing your ship into Tumblr and waiting like...

You couldn't give a sh*t if it's canon or not. You know what's up.