17 Memes About The FBI Agent Currently Watching You Through Your Webcam
23 January 2018, 14:41
me: *gets left on read by boy i like again* government agent who's reading all my texts: wow when will she finally find love?? *sighs*
2018 has already blessed us with some truly outstanding memes. There was the Tide Pod meme. There was the Mariah Carey tea meme. And there's been some high quality, paranoia inducing Black Mirror memes. But nothing will prepare you - or the government agent watching you through your screen - for the 'FBI Man' meme.
He's like the family member you always wanted.
*kissing my laptop webcam*— kay (@6THUGG) January 18, 2018
me: goodmorning mr fbi man, how did you sleep
*kisses laptop webcam before bed*— a w a b (@iAwab) January 19, 2018
goodnight mr fbi man
Me trying on clothes for a first date and asking the government workers in the webcam what they think pic.twitter.com/qqQ3p7kiz5— danny (@dannyy_yyyy) December 12, 2017
December 28, 2017
My assigned FBI agent who monitors my phone watching me text back in .2 seconds when they took 2 weeks pic.twitter.com/9UFNhygzoY— em 🌿 (@uhhmmily) January 20, 2018
the fbi agent monitoring my computer while i start watching another 24 minute vine compilation on youtube pic.twitter.com/Hh02Rz2j7o— madison (@madisonnorm) December 21, 2017
But ultimately, looking out for your best interests.
me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean?— lily jackson (@lilyzella) December 5, 2017
little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell death.
me: thanks roger. tell the family happy holidays
roger, the FBI man: will do. please get more sleep
The FBI agent is probably watching you through your front camera, laughing at you laughing at the tweet.
the FBI agent that monitors me through my laptop watching me try to take a cute selfie pic.twitter.com/DhmaMIfsco— fat bully (@ricardojkay) January 19, 2018
He has feelings too, you know.
me: *covers the camera from my laptop's webcam with tape*— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) December 28, 2017
the government agent always watching me: *texting me* omg r u mad at me?
And just when you think you were clever enough to out smart him...
me covering my laptop camera with tape and a piece of paper: 😉— frake (@Chainbody) January 22, 2018
fbi voice from my microwave: haha..you fool
They're working a 24hr job too you know, you gotta give 'em something they can work with.
*sings Hollaback Girl in the shower*— Luke McCrea (@Lookleluke) January 13, 2018
Government agent spying on me: pic.twitter.com/KniegzPGgk
me (googling): sexy green m&m— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 11, 2017
fbi agent monitoring me: oh god not this again
Is he single?
me posing for the government watching me through my webcam pic.twitter.com/FiRu89zYn9— becky venus (@olverawill) November 6, 2017
Me, flirting with the government agent assigned to me through my webcam, hoping to get a government sugar daddy pic.twitter.com/Egd77QnnXs— imBECile (@Ummbecca) January 13, 2018
I wonder if my FBI agent knows the FBI agent assigned to the guy I like?
me: *gets left on read by boy i like again*— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) April 4, 2017
government agent who's reading all my texts: wow when will she finally find love?? *sighs*
It's like FBI Tinder up in hereeeee.
STEM Major: hi nice to meet you— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) December 13, 2017
Liberal Arts Major: nice to meet you too:)
government agent watching them both through their webcams: good! i'm glad they're finally getting along
The least they could do as a gift for all your outstanding service over the years is this...
Me telling the FBI agent who watches me to tell the FBI agent who watches kylie to take a screenshot of her pregnant stomach pic.twitter.com/N3SjlOmC31— 𝓋𝓁𝒶𝒹 (@angeliccunt) January 15, 2018