27 Hilarious Tweets From 2017 That Will Make You Forget This Year Was A Dumpster Fire
14 December 2017, 17:37
I can't BELIEVE twitter is free.
1) Every. Damn. Time.
cashier: thank you for shopping with us— bradlee (@hoIyfag) November 18, 2017
me: you too
2) pipe down, CAROL
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017
Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
3) It's the hand clap that gets me.
when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up pic.twitter.com/xTXyxORyYc— the binch whomst stole christmas (@officiaIwinemom) June 13, 2017
4) i'm healing
me after getting over a guy i never even dated pic.twitter.com/6Sp79rxbfq— adam (@brokeangeI) July 4, 2017
5) Me at uni at 3 am when I should have been writing an essay.
Yo is it just me, or does Beethoven - Symphony No. 5 low key slap pic.twitter.com/UpMUmHtezb— ROY PURDY (@RoyPurdy) October 22, 2017
6) Lorde comin' in hot with the relatable™ tweets.
kinks include: disappearing, being unreachable by phone— Lorde (@lorde) November 21, 2017
me trying to get my life together pic.twitter.com/ILhjAfhZVY— monty (@caramelthot) October 8, 2017
8) roommate alignment: chaotic good
Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW— Deep Web Italian (@Deno_Tron) July 1, 2017
9) water? oh, you mean plain coffee?
my body: WATER please I need it— Laine Davis (@lainekdavis) September 18, 2017
me: you - you want iced coffee??
10) sex lately has been weird for everyone, right?
*having sex*— Reagan (@reayonce) December 12, 2017
HER: yeah baby, say it
ME: oh yeah?
HER: yeah, tell me what i like to hear
ME: mmmm text RESIST to 50409 to save net neutrality
girls these days at 2 vs. me when I was 2 pic.twitter.com/hnNXMBMQgo— lourdes (@gossipgriII) August 30, 2017
12) I lost it.
My sister routinely drives my dad MAD with the Wii menu music and it’s fucking iconic pic.twitter.com/YhtsIC56mu— joel✯ (@jplxws) December 12, 2017
13) oh my GOD
Ladies you only have $5 to build the perfect man, wyd:— YaLocalWhiteBoy (@NoHoesGeorge) November 14, 2017
Watches Rick and Morty $5
15)sorry but that's just my opinion
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle.— Kate Sidley (@sidleykate) October 21, 2017
16) A true classic
Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting.. pic.twitter.com/LwCOITAEft— (@Savmasta) September 22, 2017
17) i relate
I wonder what it's like to be able to put your hair in a low ponytail and not look like a founding father— Megan (@megan_middle) June 30, 2017
Someone tell me why I thought this lady’s hair was a dog wearing sunglasses pic.twitter.com/rqrEoPg4RQ— gab (@GabbyyMartinez) November 16, 2017
19) A genius
FaceTiming the water so it doesn’t boil over while I’m watching tv in the other room. pic.twitter.com/9gWyG7AlcL— Justin (@JustinHillister) October 16, 2017
20) first year of uni in one tweet
how did this picture just tell me it wants to know everything about me and then stop talking to me after two weeks pic.twitter.com/fZyOXzkCGI— i’m talkin bout mountain dews baby (@m33kleeches) July 9, 2017
21) This is the future that liberals want.
the year is 2040, country music is illegal, everyone is bi, and our country is united under our new leader; Gavin from Vine— (@3hunnathot) November 20, 2017
22) someone check on this uber driver PLEASE
I think my Uber driver is in trouble pic.twitter.com/GxIsapbzyO— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) July 25, 2017
Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. pic.twitter.com/u7B1gMEAaL— Maud Bernabé (@MaudBernab) August 12, 2017
24) I hate the internet
is it worth IT?— (@2oo2grl) September 15, 2017
lemme work IT
i put my thang down flip IT and reverse IT pic.twitter.com/bwXBDA1WUj
25) moi AF
me jumping into conclusions 5 minutes after i send a text and get no reply pic.twitter.com/a9nPZSYwKV— zander (@finah) November 9, 2017
26) talking to a guy who knows damn well he will stop speaking to me next week
“i’m not like other men.” pic.twitter.com/JZXSmcgfpE— Bev (@bevtgooden) November 21, 2017
27) This post just called me tf out
Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning pic.twitter.com/TjCBc9hPcY— Mlem & The Holograms (@syrianbryn) September 11, 2017