17 Times Tumblr Horoscopes Got WAY Too Out Of Control

12 August 2016, 06:00 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

Tumblr Horoscopes WTF
Katie Louise-Smith

By Katie Louise-Smith

LOL and WTF but also *nailed it*

Not a single one of these horoscopes will provide you with any real insight into your life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

1) Kinda helpful but honestly, not gonna change my life.

 

http://shrext-posts.tumblr.com/post/114541590812/the-signs-as-pizza

 

 

2) WTF IS THIS?!

 

http://sadcorps.tumblr.com/post/109923947333/the-signs-mornings

 

 

3) Actually, this is probably the most accurate thing we've ever seen...

 

http://legitastrology.tumblr.com/post/127900844222/the-signs-thoughts

 

 

4) WHAT DO YOU MEAN AQUARIUS IS THE MOST UNCHILL!?

 

http://snassassins.tumblr.com/post/132205614042/how-chill-is-your-sign

 

 

5) Did Bruno Mars post this one himself?

 

http://sociallyawkwardwelshman.tumblr.com/post/110468309269/the-signs-favorite-song

 

 

6) *glub glub glub*

 

http://legitastrology.tumblr.com/post/128366514856/the-signs-according-to-my-fish

 

 

7) Feeling sorry for those that ended up as the Dog and not the legendary Rapper TBH

 

http://legitastrology.tumblr.com/post/132013201935/what-pit-bull-are-you

 

 

8) Of course I'd get the WORST JOKE ON THE LIST.

 

http://horrorscoping.tumblr.com/post/114699846137/the-signs-as-dad-jokes

 

 

9) F*cking Millenials, amiright?

 

http://frankcastle.co.vu/post/132166801138/what-the-signs-will-be-doing-when-they-die-in-a

 

 

10) I mean, I suppose I've always wanted to know where I fit into this meme...

 

http://legitastrology.tumblr.com/post/130544616042/wine-mom-vs-vodka-aunt

 

 

11) I mean... 

 

http://funkstrology.tumblr.com/post/130522356059/pastelastrology-grown-ass-man-taurus-cancer

 

 

12) WHAT SCHOOL IS THIS?!

 

http://legitastrology.tumblr.com/post/130609604800/the-signs-as-things-my-history-teacher-has-said

 

 

 

13) *checks battery percentage* OMFG ITS TRUEEEEE

 

http://trillastrology.tumblr.com/post/115498799928/the-signs-as-battery-percentages

 

 

14) TOO. FAR. TUMBLR!

 

http://serphina91.tumblr.com/post/132177287266/the-signs-as-nigel-thornberry-gifs

 

 

15) *logs out of tumblr*

 

http://annastrology.tumblr.com/post/131837749313/demi-vs-poot

 

 

16) *closes laptop*

 

http://legitastrology.tumblr.com/post/128164032945/the-signs-as-nicki-vs-miley

 

 

17) *throws laptop against wall*

 

http://crobatics.tumblr.com/post/116400948856/the-signs-as-iggy-azalea-rap-lyrics