Kim K Just Shared A SAVAGE List Of All The Famous Enemies She’s Sending Valentine's Gifts To

2 February 2018, 16:23 | Updated: 2 February 2018, 17:19

Kim Kardashian's Enemies
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Katie Louise-Smith

By Katie Louise-Smith

Taylor Swift, Sharon Osbourne, Blac Chyna and Chloe Grace Moretz are all on her gift list.

As the famous saying goes: Keep your hennies close and your henemies closer. PR mastermind and ruthless Queen of Savagery, Kim Kardashian West has just made the smartest move in PR history - by deciding to send her mortal enemies gifts for Valentine's day in the shape of her brand new perfume collection.

Kim has been busy at work preparing for the launch of three new KKW Beauty 'Kimoji' fragrances, 'BFF', 'Ride or Die' and 'BAE'. She's already sent them to her family, who have so loyally and dutifully opened them on their social channels (if your mum and sisters won't do free #spon content for you then who will?) and now she is preparing to send the extravagant packages to twelve of her least favourite people on the planet.

Kim Kardashian, Enemies
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According to Kim's Instagram story, these twelve culprits written on the blue Post-It notes will be receiving the 'BAE' fragrance.

But who are the people in Kim's Burn Book and what did they do to incur the wrath of St. Kimberly West?

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Let's start at the top with almost-everyone's favourite Vampire Slayer, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Remember back in 2014 when Anna Wintour made the bold decision to put Kim and Kanye on the cover of Vogue, much to the anger of pretty much everyone except the Kimye stans? Sarah Michelle Geller was one of them. After the cover was released, she tweeted: "Well......I guess I'm canceling my Vogue subscription. Who is with me???" And that's that on that.

Next: Piers Morgan.

Kim is right on this one. Piers Morgan, one of the top ten worst men in the world, is EVERYONE'S arch nemesis. He is triggered every single time Kim decides to whip a bit of flesh out on Instagram and continually blames Kim for singlehandedly ruining feminism. I hope she included a flip-book of all her scantily clad selfies in that PR package with the fragrance x

Janice Dickinson

The self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel" Janice had a LOT to say when that Vogue cover dropped too. She hated it, by the way. ON THE LIST YOU GO.

Naya Rivera

It is a known fact that former-Glee actress Naya has been copying Kim's aesthetic for years and was called out by Kim's BFF Jonathan Cheban for doing so. When Kim attempted to break the internet with that PAPER Magazine cover, Naya tweeted the now infamous line: "I normally don't. But... you're someone's mother..." ...and now she's on the list.

Chloe Grace Moretz

Chloe took umbrage with Kim's naked selfie, tweeting: "I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies." Chloe's comment did seem to be misconstrued as "slut-shaming" but Kim came for her anyway. Chloe later subtweeted Kim for releasing the infamous Taylor Swift snapchats, reigniting the feud.

Blac Chyna

Chyna - who is the mother of Kim's niece Dream, whose dad is Rob Kardashian, whose sister is Kylie Jenner, whose ex-boyfriend is Tyga, whose son is King, whos mum is Chyna - sued the entire Kardashian family for forcing her and Rob to break up and ruining her reality show. Lawyers were employed. Restraining orders were involved. A mess.

P!nk

Pink didn't like Kimberly's naked selfie either. She tweeted a very very long rant about it.

Taylor Swift

DO WE EVEN NEED TO GO INTO THIS AGAIN? The original beef was between Taylor and Kanye. The beef simmered. Then the beef fired back up. Then Kim got involved by posting those snapchats about the 'Famous' lyrics and well... here we are.

Bette Midler

Bette, or Bette's social media manager, continually tweets jokes with Kim's sex tape as the punchline. She also came for Kim's naked selfie with a few average jokes and then *allegedly* tried to send Kim a gift to make peace. Over it. Bye.

Wendy Williams

Wendy, Wendy, Wendy. Wendy loves drama. Wendy loves tea. Wendy also LOVES talking about the Kardashians. She had something to say about Kim's naked selfie too, claiming that she was "desperate" and that Kanye was paying her no attention. Wendy... you in danger, girl.

Chelsea Handler

The tea here is that Chelsea was actually fairly friendly with the Kardashian family, particularly Khloe. But around the time Tr*mp took office, Chelsea blamed the Kardashian's for his presidential win. "We've turned into a reality show," she said to Variety. "I blame the Kardashians, personally; the beginning of the end was the Kardashians. The way there people have blown up and don't go away - it's surreal." And now they all hate her.

Sharon Osbourne

Oh, Sharon... Sharon didn't like Kim's naked selfie either, claiming it was "not feminism, [it's] being a ho". Kim by the way, throughout ALL OF THIS, has never uttered the word "feminism" once, nor has she ever claimed her selfies were for the cause. Kim called her out on it and then Sharon backtracked to say she misquoted.

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Ladies, and... Piers... your gifts are in the mail xx