The Memes About Kylie Jenner's Baby Name Reveal Are Already Out Of Control
7 February 2018, 15:49
Swatches?! Already? Stormi is coming for that cosmetic line crown.
Well, we didn't have to wait long for that, did we? While we were all starting conspiracies about the name of Kylie Jenner's baby, she quietly took to Instagram yesterday to reveal the first name and last name of her newborn daughter on Instagram with a simple picture and one word caption to her 103m followers. The baby's name is Stormi and the adorable picture has now become the most liked Instagram picture of all time with over 13m likes.
It wasn't until later that Kylie updated the picture's caption with Stormi's official surname, which, by the way, is Webster, not Scott or Jenner. (Travis Scott is not actually his real name. His real name is Jacques Webster.)
It took less than a minute for the internet to react to the big name reveal and within seconds, memes were coming in thick and fast. And everyone ended up making the exact same jokes...
First came the jokes about how everyone was dead set on her being called Mariposa.
Me: Kylie is gonna name her baby Posie it's short for Mariposa did you know that's Spanish for butterfly her and Travis have matching butte-— sophie (@sophxthompson) February 6, 2018
when everyone thought kylie named her baby mariposa and then she hits u with that “stormi” pic.twitter.com/2wTzYHy1gj— wyndsor cutchins (@wyndsor_wac) February 6, 2018
“Kylie is most definitely going to name her child Mariposa”— bididiana🌙 (@itsviridianaaa) February 6, 2018
turns out kylie named her baby stormi so where the fuck y’all get “ mariposa” from ?? pic.twitter.com/9WIEdIxr9Z— angelina (@ajasssminee) February 6, 2018
Then came the jokes about British Grime musician Stormzy.
If Kylie’s baby Stormi isn’t a Stormzy fan when she’s older then I’ll be pissed— Kyle Brooks (@BrooksKyle) February 6, 2018
first look at Kylie Jenner’s Baby Stormi pic.twitter.com/XbEN4oZDuZ— BLK. (@WEAREBLK) February 6, 2018
And then there were the inevitable gags about the weather.
Kardashian/Jenner family gatherings will sound like a weather report when wrangling the kids. Is it Stormi? Naw it's just Reign Over by North Chicago. pic.twitter.com/Qcv3jLy8Cq— Lisa Hiser (@lisa_hiser) February 6, 2018
kylie disappeared for 9 months because that was the calm before the stormi— justin (@JUSTlNW) February 6, 2018
why are the Kardashian babies sounding like a weather forecast: it’s Stormi in North Chicago with a little bit of Reign— Andrew Kanatsky (@AndrewKanatsky) February 6, 2018
“It’s Stormi today in north West Chicago” pic.twitter.com/9NNtqXduqP— Agron (@Agronveliu97) February 6, 2018
this year's forecast: stormi— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) February 7, 2018
And um, did no one tell Kylie about what's been happening in the news with porn star Stormy Daniels recently?
... who's gonna tell Kylie about Stormy Daniels pic.twitter.com/DPdVUVbXYL— Blythe Roberson (@blythelikehappy) February 6, 2018
I mean, did nobody tell Kylie about Stormy Daniels?— Alessandra T Codinha (@ATCodinha) February 6, 2018
So Kylie Jenner named her baby after Trump's porn star mistress - Stormi?— Luisa Haynes (@wokeluisa) February 6, 2018
When you discover than Stormi's surname is actually Webster and not Scott or Jenner...
stormi webster sounds like a fucking jacqueline wilson character— joely (@joeeelyy) February 6, 2018
Realizing it's Stormi Webster and not Stormi Scott is like realizing it's Luna Stephens and not Luna Legend— mariah mariah mariah (@mRiah) February 6, 2018
People are starting to photoshop swatches on to Stormi's tiny baby arm.
We honestly thought we, as a species, had it in the bag.
Imagine the entire nation coming together to devise the butterfly theory behind Kylie Jenner’s baby just for her to turn around and call it STORMI???? R u 4 real— Dais (@DaisyyMeR0lling) February 6, 2018