The 'Build The Perfect Man' On A Budget Meme Will Make You Laugh If You're Broke AF
26 April 2018, 16:18
Ladies, you have $5 to build the perfect man.
Narrowing down attractive features in a partner is hard enough without having to do it on a budget. If specific features would cost you a certain amount of money, would you have enough for some high quality traits? I don't even need to consult my bank account to know that $15 is my limit.
The build a boyfriend on a budget meme is presenting people on Twitter with some very difficult choices.
Some of the traits were actually workable.
Ladies, you have $12 to make the perfect man.
— Corey Svrcina (@CoreySvrcina14) April 25, 2018
$500: Showers regularly
$25: Dresses properly
$1000: Tells great jokes
$4: Coming out of his cage
$8: He’s doing just fine
$75: Leaves a 20% tip
But we did always struggle with keeping a budget.
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
— michael🍃 (@MxhaeI) April 25, 2018
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$10 - can play basketball
$5 - is a golden retriever
$500 - over 6 feet tall
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
— Josh (@phhix) April 25, 2018
$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$15 - dog with goggles in twitter avi
$500 - over 6 feet tall
A few of these boyfriend features seemed...familiar.
Ladies, you have $5 to build the perfect man
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) April 25, 2018
$300 - Handsome
$200 - Tall
$400 - Nice
$2 - Loves lasagna
$2 - Hates Mondays
$1 - Is a cat named Garfield
$500 - Smart
ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man
— renée (@NOZOMlTOUJOUS) April 25, 2018
$300 - tall
$200 - smart
$400 - has a good job
$1 - screams “I’m pickle rick”
$3 - is a pickle
$1 - His name is Rick
$500 - attractive
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
— macy (@macypavelock) April 24, 2018
$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$10 - a boss
$5 - a baby
$500 - over 6 feet tall
But, of course, there are other ways to spend a fiver.
ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man OR you could spend that five dollars on a $4 for 4 from wendy’s which will provide the even more joy and emotional support than a man and you’ll still have a dollar left over to tip the minimum wage employee who took your order
— viking (@NOTVIKING) April 25, 2018
