Dakota Johnson's interview with Ellen DeGeneres sparks some savage memes
2 December 2019, 14:40 | Updated: 2 December 2019, 15:47
Ellen apparently missed Dakota's birthday party because she was watching a football game with George W. Bush.
Where were you when Ellen DeGeneres got roasted on her own show by Dakota Johnson, the internet's new favourite chaotic legend?
The Fifty Shades Of Grey actress recently sat down with Ellen to talk about her new movie The Peanut Butter Falcon but the conversation quickly turned into an awkward interaction concerning Dakota's 30th birthday party. And when I say awkward, I mean absolutely savage. So savage I am still suffering from the second-hand cringe.
Ellen started the interview by asking Dakota about her recent birthday (October 4th, for those of you who wish to send her a gift). "You turned 30. And how was the party? I wasn’t invited."
Oh, but you were invited, Ellen. And it was at that moment that she realised she had f*cked up.
For those that have not seen the interview yet, here's a recap of exactly what went down.
Dakota replied to Ellen's claim that she wasn't invited by calling her out: "Actually no, that’s not the truth, Ellen, you were invited. Last time I was on the show, last year, you gave me a bunch of shit about not inviting, you, but I didn’t even know you wanted to be invited. I didn’t even know you liked me.’
Ellen then replied: "Of course I like you, you knew I liked you? You’ve been on the show many times, don’t I show like?"
"But I did invite you and you didn’t come. So…" Dakota said before Ellen replied, now looking very shook: "Are you sure? I don’t think so"
And then, dear reader, and then Dakota told her to "ask everybody" to which her producers confirmed that she was invited but she was actually out of town.
The clip has since gone viral and has spawned a ton of memes and tweets from people who cannot get enough to Dakota's chaotic response.
dakota johnson getting annoyed on ellen: a saga pic.twitter.com/SNsWB4yxjT— Olwethu 🌸 (@parkchanwookss) December 1, 2019
Dakota Johnson— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) November 30, 2019
“Actually, that’s not true, Ellen.”-Dakota Johnson— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) November 30, 2019
“Ask everybody!” - Dakota Johnson pic.twitter.com/LksROsaCXT— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) December 1, 2019
I'm sorry dakota johnson for being mean to you when I watched fifty shades I was blinded by heterophobia— Bia 🎄 (@BnazF) December 1, 2019
Dakota Johnson when they cut to break after her interview on Ellen— Ja$on Grob$tich (@jasonleegrobby) December 1, 2019
Dakota Johnson is the best possible result of nepotism in that she's actually talented AND her upbringing as the child of A-List celebrities means she is afraid of absolutely no one— Connor Goldsmith (@dreamoforgonon) November 30, 2019
Dakota Johnson and Ellen saying goodbye to one another pic.twitter.com/5Y5nHrpi3s— Jon (@prasejeebus) December 1, 2019
The tweets then went to another level when the internet discovered exactly where Ellen was on Dakota's birthday weekend.
After a quick google sleuth, people soon realised that Dakota's birthday party took place on Saturday, October 5th in Malibu. That also turned out to be the same weekend where Ellen was spotted in Dallas watching a football game with George W. Bush. She would later defend herself for hanging out with the former president after being heavily criticised by the LGBTQ+ community.
Knowing that Ellen missed Dakota Johnson’s 30th birthday to hang with her good buddy George Bush really is the icing on the cake.— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) December 1, 2019
Dakota Johnson sat on Ellen’s couch and said can Bush find THESE wmds— Ira Madison III (@ira) November 30, 2019
Dakota using only her eyes to call out Ellen for skipping her birthday to hang out with George Bush, is now my mood for when people ask me to work for exposure in 2020. pic.twitter.com/aM8SUpGbzZ— Mike Morrison 🏳️🌈 (@mikesbloggity) December 1, 2019
every tongue that rises up against dakota johnson shall fall! https://t.co/LyYalygrUW— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) December 1, 2019
The rest of the interview was just as awkward and included Dakota admitting that she skipped out of Ellen's party early because she "was out of town." She also called Tig Notaro her favourite comedian. Sorry to this Ellen.
Y’all aren’t talking enough about the second part of this interview, where Dakota Johnson makes it clear she wants Ellen DEAD.— Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi) December 1, 2019
Ellen: “Tig Notaro performed at your party?”
Dakota: “She’s my favorite comedian....... other than you.” pic.twitter.com/YatBNM05Tt
It's also not the first time Dakota has absolutely dragged a talk show host for filth either. She also called out the infamous interrupter Jimmy Fallon for not letting her finish a story.
But remember when Dakota johnson called out Jimmy fallon? 😂 iconic pic.twitter.com/7dBIH6HwFF— ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ ᴊᴏʜɴsᴏɴ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ (@SkilledLurker) November 28, 2019
Dakota Johnson. Chaotic Queen. We truly truly truly truly had to cement our stanship on this one.