17 times 'the distance meme' hilariously summed up your entire existence
23 October 2018, 20:47
You could almost say that this meme really...goes the distance (sorry).
2018's best memes have provided non-stop laughs all year. The 'Nicki Stopped My Bag' and the 'Let's Get This Bread' memes have had us rolling with laughter in recent weeks. It's Twitter's latest joke format, the distance meme, that is absolutely the most relatable thing you'll see all day.
What is the distance meme?
If you've ever denied something a little too hard only to embrace it a short while later, you'll feel these jokes right inside your soul. People on the internet are sharing their own vices, habits, and traits and you'll be torn between laughing and relating a little too hard.
For instance, when you and your bank account agree to stop ordering takeaways and yet...
2 minutes later you're trying to decide between the egg fried rice or the noodles.
โThis is the last time Iโm eating out and then Iโll eat healthyโ
— ใ ค (@AKH_DM) October 21, 2018
Me
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๐ (2 Min. Walk)
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๐Takeaway
Me knowing full well that I'm precisely 2 business minutes away from being back on my BS
iโm not back on my bullshit
— andy (@mrkoodge) October 20, 2018
also me:
me
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๐ (2 min. walk)
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๐my bullshit
Your favourite artist after seeing that you finally have some coins in your savings account.
me: iโm FAR from being broke
— nicole (@poppunknic) October 23, 2018
me
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๐ (2 min. walk)
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๐concert tickets
Beyonce said "YOU THOUGHT".
*extremely Jake voice*: Cool cool cool cool cool cool
me: iโm gonna start a new show!
— ๐ปalexa๐ ia bcs school (@peralxtiagos) October 20, 2018
me:
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๐ (2 min. walk)
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๐rewatching b99, and laughing at the jokes I've seen 1000 times
Me lying to myself about not catching feelings for the 9789404th time.
โiโm not gonna catch feelings againโ
— โฐ anna โฐ (@annaanthonyyy) October 21, 2018
me
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๐ (2 Min. Walk)
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๐feelings
ETA: 2 minutes
i be like โIโm FAR from a mental break downโ:
— spooky sarah (@gaydad3629) October 18, 2018
me
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๐ (2 min. walk)
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๐a mental breakdown
I'm not saying liking toxic boys is my brand, but liking toxic boys is definitely my brand.
โiโm NEVER falling for a toxic boy againโ
— jelly stupid bitch (@jelly__megan) October 19, 2018
me
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๐ (2 min. walk)
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๐the toxic boy I like
Ooop. Well
me in middle school: iโm FAR from gay
— kya (@softsadsatan) October 19, 2018
me:
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๐gay
my body: please...a vegetable. something green...pLEASE
me: ya'll hear something?
me: I'm gonna start being healthy
— hamz(o) (@hvmz_h) October 19, 2018
Me
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๐ (2 Min. Walk)
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๐McDonald's
Just know that when I say "i'm cool", I am almost certainly the farthest thing from cool.
โnah iโm coolโ
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) October 17, 2018
me
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๐ (2 min. walk)
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๐losing my shit
Let's keep it ๐ฏ: I'm crying now
โI donโt cry easilyโ
— sohni (@sohnianika) October 19, 2018
Me
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๐ (2 Min. Walk)
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๐crying
*nervous laughter* ugly? I...don't...know her
me? ugly??? iโm FAR from ugly:
— lucy,, (@curledbitch) October 16, 2018
me
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๐ugly
Let's get this bread, fam.
โBro idc Iโm GETTING this bread today.โ
— Owais Raza (@Oraza617) October 19, 2018
Me
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๐bread
Are you trying to tell me that crying at 1 am is weird or???
iโm FAR from depression:
— ๐๐ป baby (@novemberdad) October 20, 2018
me
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๐ (2 min. walk)
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๐crying at 1 am
my sense of direction:
"I'm two minutes away"
— เจคเจพเจฐเจจเจฟเฉฐเจฆเจฐ ๐ป (@pvnjxbi__papito) October 18, 2018
Me
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๐ (2 Min. Walk)
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๐ Not my destination
Starting any sentence with "I just think it's funny how" means I've got a 45 minute argument queued up.
Iโm FAR from over emotional:
— ry (@wetpaintt) October 22, 2018
Me
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๐ (2 min. walk)
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๐Mental Breakdown
WELP.
โim not gonna take a depression nap. Iโm gonna finish my workโ
— ุนู ุฑ ุทุงูุน (@omariospizza) October 20, 2018
Me
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๐ (2 Min. Walk)
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๐a depression nap