This dog t-shirt is going viral because it looks like a penis

14 August 2019, 16:43

People can't tell if this t-shirt is a picture of a dog or a penis
People can't tell if this t-shirt is a picture of a dog or a penis. Picture: AwesomeShirtsToday, E!
Katie Louise-Smith

By Katie Louise-Smith

"Where do y'all see a dog because I only see a d*ck?"

First, there was the blue and black dress (or was it white and gold?). Then there was Laurel or Yanny. And now we present to you, this t-shirt. This t-shirt that has confused several people on the internet over what exactly is printed on the front. This t-shirt that is apparently supposed to be a picture of a dog but actually looks like, well... it looks like a dick.

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Yep, a simple printed t-shirt featuring an image of a hand petting a dog has gone viral on Facebook for all the wrong reasons after shoppers noticed that the dog actually looked more like a penis. Here is the t-shirt in question:

Does this t-shirt looks like a dog... or a dick?
Does this t-shirt looks like a dog... or a dick? Picture: AwesomeShirtsToday

Now, if you’re the type of innocent, sweet-natured soul who only saw a kind-hearted human petting what the internet like to refer to as a "very good boy", then God bless you. Truly. You are too pure for this world.

But many, many people are in fact, seeing a floral penis instead. (Florals, for penises? Groundbreaking.)

After being shared on Facebook by AwesomeShirtsToday, the image went viral with over 32k shares and 11k people in the comments section screaming about the unfortunate phallic nature of the illustration.

"It looks like a dick getting stepped on," one commenter said. Another simply wrote, "Tis a penis." Indeed, it is. A whole penis. Right there. A penis dog. A Cocker Spaniel, if you will.

People are losing it over this t-shirt of a dog that looks like a penis
People are losing it over this t-shirt of a dog that looks like a penis. Picture: Facebook

The t-shirt claims to be “a perfect shirt for dog lovers!” but surely the creators of said t-shirt knew what they were doing? Right? Did absolutely no one bring this up in the product meeting? Did they do this on purpose? What is happening?!

If you want to cop your own dick-shirt, suitable for wearing ~absolutely nowhere~, then tough - because it has since been removed from the site for "content reasons." Shame really, because it was a real steal at $25. [H/T Daily Dot]