'Horse Girl Energy’ Is Taking Over The Internet And It's Hilarious AF
1 August 2018, 15:59 | Updated: 20 August 2018, 09:41
This is too funny for words...
It is hard to say exactly when 'horse girl energy' became a thing. Horse girls have existed since the birth of mankind after all. However, it's only recently that 'horse girl energy' as a term has made its way into popular vernacular and now, like 'big dick energy' before it, it is an incredible meme. What is a horse girl though and, perhaps most importantly, what does it actually mean to possess horse girl energy?
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Identifying a horse girl is simple. If someone's life revolves around horses, they are a horse girl. That class mate who always went to pony club during the summer holidays? A horse girl. That friend who's bedroom is covered in rosettes? A horse girl. That family member who never grew out of their My Little Pony obsession? A horse girl. Gigi Hadid? Leona Lewis? Tina on Bob's Burgers? All horse girls.
However, you don't have to actually own horses or even ride them to have horse girl energy. Just like big dick energy before it, horse girl energy is a certain je ne sais quoi that some people possess and some people don't. Polly in Riverdale oozes it. Emma Watson has it in spades. Taylor Swift is the queen of horse girl energy.
It's not an insult. It's not a compliment. It's just a simple matter of fact. Horse girl energy helps make the world go round and horse girls are an essential part of our universe. Without them, we would be living in some sort of weird dystopia. Neglected horses would turn on us and our species would live in fear. I digress.
Still confused? Here are the funniest horse girl memes on the internet right now.
Horse girls don't run, they gallop.
just saw a horse girl at the gym straight galloping on the treadmill— James (@CaucasianJames) July 25, 2018
If you know, you know.
Horse girls are a sub-species.
all horse girls are american girl doll girls but not all american girl doll girls are horse girls. like squares and rectangles— stevie boi (@step_on2) July 22, 2018
Why does this make sense?
Horse girls made Taylor Swift possible.
Horse girls trotted so Taylor Swift could gallop https://t.co/lzZbyJie6b— Sarah Schauer (@SJSchauer) July 26, 2018
Facts are facts.
Although Taylor was one of the original horse girls.
Taylor has been a horse girl since she was small. pic.twitter.com/QC4gMVaQAa— ŁAU 🥀 (@taydrug) August 1, 2018
A chicken and the egg situation.
If you're a fan of Glee, you're probably a horse girl.
The show ‘Glee’ has extreme horse girl energy— Josh Lehman (@JoshLehman5) July 30, 2018
We don't make the rules.
This also stands for Mamma Mia!.
Mamma Mia stans are kinda horse girls— tim (@timfooleryy) July 28, 2018
Musical theatre kids definitely exist on a similar plane to horse girls.
People are even asking Alexa if they're horse girls.
Alexa am I a horse girl— rjhours (@rjhours) July 28, 2018
If you have to ask...
Britney even sang about it.
not a horse girl. not yet an equestrian lady.— nolan (@auntanxiety) August 1, 2018
I love that song.
Horse girls are not alone.
horse girls and fish boys reproduce to make bike families— wesley (@WesleyRambles) July 22, 2018
It's the circle of life.
There are predictions that a horse girl will become president.
americas next president will be a socialist horse girl— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) July 20, 2018
Donald Trump found rotting.
And there are theories that horse girls are a government experiment.
horse girls were actually a pentagon experiment they were never meant to be released into society— jovan (@ehjovan) July 19, 2018
Last but not least shout out to the girls who lived alongside horse girls.
ok horse girls definitely had an energy but lets talk about the real powerhouses of middle school weird girls: the ancient mythology stans— lil uzi's purse (@almondmilkstan) July 31, 2018
We appreciate you.