The 'If I Was On Queer Eye' Meme Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
27 June 2018, 15:43
Karamo: “get your shit together”
We can all be our own worst critic and we bet you have a mental list of things you would 'fix' about your life, if only you had the time and the energy.
That's what's SO appealing about having Queer Eye's Fab Five take over your life. The show returned for its second season a week ago to transform more lives down in Georgia. And what a difference they've made! Tan France has single-handedly educated the entire world on the french tuck, they've helped bring together Jason and Beth on episode 4 and we lost our minds, and now we have a new favourite meme too.
Basically, the Fab Five have enough gay power between them to change your life forever. But what would they actually say to you if you were to go on the show? Well, that's the exact concept of the latest meme to go round Twitter. Yep, people are actually reading the f**k out of themselves and revealing what they think Tan, Bobby, Antoni, Jonathan and Karamo would say to them about their current lifestyles and, honestly, it will make you have a cold hard look at yourself in the mirror.
This meme speaks the truth, the whole truth and nothin' but the truth.
If i were on queer eye:— e (@erin_macdo) June 26, 2018
JVN: pls wash ur face she needs love
Antoni: dino nuggets aren’t a food group
Tan: u don’t need a whole drawer for pj shirts
Karamo: stop being mean to boys and calling it flirting
Bobby: why is there an ass mannequin in the corner this isn’t good decor
I don't want to even know what the ass mannequin is about (or do I?)
We must be honest with ourselves.
If I was on Queer Eye:— Notorious S.Y.D. (@SydniHoppie) June 26, 2018
Bobby: a futon?? You are a grown 👏🏻 ass 👏🏻 woman 👏🏻
Antoni: you’re telling me you drink Dr Pepper... EVERY DAY?!? 🤦🏻♂️
Tan: graphic tee, graphic tee, graphic tee, srsly 👀
Karamo: Speak your mind, girl.
JVN: *wont even look at my dry AF skin*
I don't care what Bobby says I love a futon.
Some people are just on a higher plane.
If I was on Queer Eye:— w0ke daddy🌈 (@dougiec0n) June 26, 2018
Karamo: we are the muses!
Antoni: goddesses of the arts!
Bobby: and proclaimers of heroes!
Tan: heroes like hercules!
Jonathan: honey, you mean hunk-ules!
Praise the LordT.
Calling the Fab Five so you can thirst on Antoni? Iconic.
If I was on Queer Eye:— blabs of steel (@itsabsaf) June 26, 2018
Bobby: You cannot live surrounded by art supplies and Maverik cups
Tan: I’m BURNING all these gray V-necks
JVN: Oh henny you gotta hydrate
Karamo: Why do you hide behind jokes
Antoni: Please stop, I have a boyfriend
If I was on Queer Eye— joseph earl 🦄 (@earlofthepage) June 26, 2018
Karamo: *deletes terrible pictures from social media*
Jonathan: moisturizer is a COMMITMENT bb.
Tan: Let’s up that shoe game.
Bobby: I’ve built your ideal reading nook.
Antoni: *looking around*...was I the only one who got the shirtless memo?
We've got first dibs on Tan. Sorry about it.
Someone rightly pointed out that Jonathan would NEVER point out our bad qualities.
In regards to “me if I was on Queer Eye”, you all are missing the point and are making Jonathan sad.— Little Richard Energy (@AmmonMiller) June 26, 2018
Jonathan would NEVER list off your ugly qualities. He would simply say “you are so GORGE, let’s figure out how to show you off!!”
Protect Jonathan at all cost.
If I was on Queer Eye— katelyn 🌌 (@notmenken) June 26, 2018
Bobby: “get your shit together”
Jonathan: “get your shit together”
Karamo: “get your shit together”
Tan: “get your shit together”
Antoni: “get your shit together”
We would actually scream.
Channeling the Fab Five should be a daily routine.
If I was on Queer Eye:— Katy Anderson (@katyanderson19) June 26, 2018
Bobby: Why do you have a framed picture of Monica Geller?
Karamo: your students are NOT your life.
Jonathan: oh henny your brows.
Antoni: do you consume anything other than Diet Coke?
Tan: clothes that feel like pajamas aren’t really appropriate anymore.
We feel better already.
We're ready for the real thing now.
If I was on Queer Eye:— mom streeter (@ccstreeter) June 26, 2018
Bobby: wtf are these couches
Antoni: look I love cheese too but let's try making a meal with anything else
Tan: just because it has stripes doesn't mean you have to buy it
Karamo: crying doesnt make you weak
JVN: SLAYYYY those milkmaid braids, henny!!!
We too love cheese.