These J.K. Rowling memes are a hilariously savage take on the author's post "Harry Potter" revelations
29 January 2019, 12:34 | Updated: 12 November 2020, 23:58
The "no one/JK Rowling" meme has people imagining what other strange details the "Harry Potter" author might have concocted and some of the jokes are hilariously savage.
It's been years since famed Harry Potter author JK Rowling wrapped up the book series and gave her beloved characters a fitting end to their magical saga. After seven books and eight films, Harry Potter's story ended but that hasn't stopped J.K. Rowling from revealing information about the characters after the fact. Notably, Rowling confirmed that Dumbledore is gay, and that wizards used to crap on the floor before plumbing. People have taken to ribbing the famous author for these revelations and have turned her announcements into the hilarious "no one" "JK Rowling" meme.
no one:— Huguerra (@schizoidmano) January 28, 2019
JK Rowling: Dobby shot xxxtentacion
People are making up shocking "revelations" in the style of the author and no one is safe–not even Dobby. The "no one" "JK Rowling" memes are absurd and, honestly, a little bit believable.
Good luck getting this image of the sorting hat out of your head.
no one:— almonds (@twoalmonds) January 21, 2019
jk rowling: the sorting hat’s penis rests on ur forehead when u wear it
No one:— rised up gamer (@pr3tzelz) January 27, 2019
JK Rowling: Hagrid is uncircumcised
WAIT A MINUTE.
No one:— stupid crackhead (@NEEDS0MECRACK) January 28, 2019
J.K. Rowling: Dobby threw the first brick at Stonewall
Many of the "no one" "JK Rowling" memes involve Dobby the house elf, which makes us wonder what kind of untapped potential the creature had.
Jojo, can you confirm?
no one:— allison (@mtndewmomma) January 29, 2019
j.k. rowling: jojo siwa is in gryffindor
Why does Jojo feel more like a Hufflepuff to me?
Does anyone remember this part of the Rosa Parks story?
No one:— Andi Jashari (@jashari_andi) January 28, 2019
JK Rowling: Dobby saved Rosa Parks a seat
Okay, well. Goodnight everyone.
no one:— clementine (@traceyfanclub) January 5, 2019
jk rowling: wizards shidded and farded themselves
no one:— Ann ☆ (@reixa_kick) January 27, 2019
jk rowling: ted bundy was a slytherin
Does this make anyone else feel deeply weird in their soul?
No one:— Amy Frances Wright (@amyfran_) January 27, 2019
JK Rowling: When Sirius was a dog, he fucked other dogs
No one:— elle (@666bitchcraft) January 28, 2019
JK Rowling: hagrid fucked the spiders
no one:— Extra Credit (@ExtraCredit) January 28, 2019
JK Rowling: Dobby voted against the Iraq War
Of course, the Harry Potter books were a huge part of many people's childhoods and, as a result, J.K. Rowling was, too. No shade to the queen of children's literature!!!