The 'My Therapist' meme is going viral and it's hilariously relatable

17 July 2019, 14:43

Therapy sofa/Wendy Williams laughing. Picture: Getty/BET

By Jazmin Duribe

This one feels like a personal attack...

Between everyone doing the FaceApp Challenge and plotting to storm Area 51 to meet the aliens, you'd think there would be no time to create a new viral meme. But, no, the internet has delivered as usual and it's all about our therapy sessions.

Now, therapy sessions are usually private matters, but is anything on the internet really private anymore? The latest self-deprecating meme imagines a conversation between you and your therapist.

Basically, the meme just replicates all those awkward times a therapist might have thrown a question at you and you've answered wrongly. All you need to do is think of a question a therapist would ask and then you give the incorrect answer. Your therapist will then deliver a sharp, "no".

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Yep, therapy sessions gone wrong are now taking over the internet.

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Me: who tf trynna drink?

Therapist: No
— Andrew Lai (@Awlai31) July 13, 2019

MUSIC IS THERAPY.

therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?

me: [shows calendar with all the concerts i have planned]

therapist: no
— Madelyn Rae Ⓥ (@Madelyn_Rae_) July 16, 2019

Megan Thee Stallion would not approve.

therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?

me: text our ex’s saying we miss them

[therapist sprays me with a squirt bottle]

therapist: no
— joe (@mydicktrash) July 14, 2019

Shopping is the cure.

therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?

Me: Target.

Therapist: no
— R🌵 (@SOAZmama) July 13, 2019

drinks dumb bitch juice

Therapist: And what do we say when he says to come over?

Me: Ok I will

Therapist: No
— ysa updates🌹 (@ysaadsuara) July 12, 2019

So that's where we've been going wrong...

therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?

me: scroll through twitter for hours so i can ignore my feelings until it's time for bed

therapist: no
— slutty satanist™ ✨ (@_garbage_girl_) July 9, 2019

FFS.

Therapist: what do we say when our actions have upset someone?

me: hoes mad

therapist: no
— 50 ᔕᕼᗩᗪEᔕ Oᖴ GᗩᗷE (@50gabesdarker) July 15, 2019

J. Cole lyrics are always a winner.

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this

me: fool me three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you

therapist: no
— KuyaChris 🇵🇭 (@KuyaChris91) July 13, 2019

...or Cardi B.

My therapist: what do we say when we feel upset?

Me: I think us bad bitches is a gift from God, I think you broke hoes need to get a job. Now I’m a boss, I write my own name on the checks. Pussy so good, I say my own name during sex.

Therapist: no
— Amy Taylor (@amytaylor1) July 10, 2019

Oh. Are you sure?

therapist: and what do we do when we’re stressed about deadlines?
me: start a new research project?
therapist: no
— Kareem Carr (@kareem_carr) July 14, 2019

The answer isn't always a no.

my therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?
me: let’s go lesbians let’s go
both of us: *clap clap*
— honey roasted peanut brain (@lemmepetyourdog) July 15, 2019

YAASSS.

therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?

me: buy more twenty one pilots tickets and merch@tylerrjoseph, taking off therapist mask: that’s right, bitch, give me your money
— nim & the niners (@NoNimIntended) July 16, 2019

OK, we're finished...