The 'ladies if he' meme will reveal who's 'not your man' in the most hilarious way
26 November 2018, 18:24
Ladies it's time to find out if he's not your man...
Memes never cease to amaze us. 2018 may be all over the place but memes have remained a constant source of inspiration and entertainment for us all year long. From the hilarious (the 'not a cell phone in sight' meme) to the bizarre (two porn stars really became a meme this year), the internet has blessed us with countless iconic viral moments over the past few months and it's still going.
'They did surgery on a grape' has been turned into a hilarious meme
The latest life-changing meme to take over the World Wide Web is the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular ladies if he meme. It's a meme tailor made for anyone unlucky in love. Essentially if you tend to date total jerks and aren't exactly sure why or you just openly have trouble working out if someone is the man for you, this is your meme. Listen up.
The way the meme works is simple. All you need to do is think of a man, or object, or anything really and make it the subject of your meme moment. You start it out writing "ladies if he", then you add a list of character traits and habits that you would associate with your chosen one. Start off general, then get specific. You end it by writing "he's not your man" and revealing who it is.
Still not sure what on earth we're talking about? We've gathered just a few of the funniest ones all in one place for you.
It suits iconic actresses...
Ladies, if he:
— Katya (@katya_zamo) November 26, 2018
— doesn’t respond to your texts
— doesn’t comment on your pics
— is the loving mother of 3 kids
— won an Oscar in 2001
— was named People magazine’s “most beautiful woman” (5 times!!!)
He’s not your man. He’s legendary Hollywood star, Julia Roberts. pic.twitter.com/xIQGQCh2NS
Katya never fails to amuse us.
...and historic authors.
Ladies, if he:
— Belphoebe🍷💐🎨 (@ragsoflove) November 23, 2018
- sends you risky/filthy dms
- writes stuff that makes no fucking sense
- wears fuckboy round specs
- wanders the streets of Dublin by night
He's not your man. He's Irish avant-garde novelist James Joyce
This one's for the literary buffs.
The Killers continue to be perfect meme fodder.
Ladies, if he's
— Ric Sanchez (@rcsanchez93) November 26, 2018
- not texting back
- turning saints into the sea
- swimming through sick lullabies
- choking on your alibis
- opening up his eager eyes
He's not your man. He's Mr. Brightside.
This shouldn't be as funny as it is.
Lord of the Rings works too.
Ladies, if he:
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) November 26, 2018
- Doesn’t return your texts
- Doesn't comment on your pics
- Is always hanging out with his eight friends
- Never shows you his face
- Is constantly riding swiftly from Mordor to retrieve the One Ring
He's not your man, he's the Witch-king of Angmar.
If you know, you know.
Marvel fans can I get an amen?
ladies, if he:
— anshe | 46 days (@valkyrieIoki) November 26, 2018
-has a greasy hair
-has no lips
-stabs people for no reason
-a frost giant
-makes dramatic entrances
-likes to fake his death
-likes to get choked
he’s not your man. he’s loki. pic.twitter.com/AmSOpEKFwS
Ffsssssss.
Any 90s children will resonate with this one.
ladies if he:
— melina ¨̮ (@melmadara) November 26, 2018
- was an orphan
- is cute
- can skateboard
- drives a red convertible
- is a mouse
- is human civilized
he’s not your man; he’s Stuart Little
A living legend.
This is for the Riverdale fans out there.
Ladies, if he:
— PopBuzz (@popbuzz) November 26, 2018
-Calls u on blocked numbers
-Sends u anonymous handwritten notes
-Makes u watch his home movies
-Is having an affair with a lady of the night
-Wants to rid ur town of sin
-Has that ONE balaclava he won’t take off
He’s not your man. He’s the Black Hood. #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/5nRffwXhRX
If you know, you know.
In keeping with the villain theme....
ladies, if he:
— viking! (@NOTVIKING) November 25, 2018
• expects you to clean the house
• is trying to rush you into marriage
• dreams of being an actor
• has a tattoo of an eye on his ankle
• wants the immense fortune left behind by your dead parents
he’s not your man. he’s famed conman & murderer count olaf.
Now that really is someone you don't want to be your man.
The Great British Bake Off has been included too.
Ladies, if he:
— Great Bakes, Hot Takes (@greatbakespod) November 25, 2018
- doesn’t return your texts
- always criticizes the results of your hard work and withholds praise for your efforts
- gives vague ultimatums and disappears when you most need help
- loves bread
He isn’t your man. He’s baker and tv personality Paul Hollywood
We see no lies.
Animals are getting the full meme treatment.
Ladies, if he:
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) November 24, 2018
- ignores text messages
- doesn't like your tweets
- eats like trash
- regularly goes out all night
- is usually found in wooded areas in North America
He's not your man. He's a raccoon.
We can't.
This one is very niche.
Ladies, if he:
— Sarah McAnulty (@SarahMackAttack) November 23, 2018
- never responds to your texts
- has never watched your insta story
- doesn’t have a backbone
- only lights up after dark
- is endemic to the Hawaiian archipelago
He's not your man. He’s a Hawaiian bobtail squid.
We stan.
Fictional animals make the cut too.
Ladies, if he:
— Doghouse Esports, LLC (@DoghouseEsports) November 26, 2018
- is bad at texting
- never leaves your side
- good at high fives
- has impeccable fashion
- is stronger than the gods that made him
- screams, "yeaaahh booooiii"
- also screams, "bweeee"
He's not your man. He's Eevee. pic.twitter.com/MOixC1aVKO
Our hearts
Not to mention books.
Ladies, if he:
— Random House (@randomhouse) November 24, 2018
- never texts back
- doesn’t follow you on social media
- can’t go in the water
- emotionally tortures you
- has a super hard shell
He's not your man. He's a book, and books are better than men, so happy reading.
We need a "books are better than men" tattoo.
And last but not least....
ladies, if he...
— they (@justdidsurgery) November 26, 2018
-is sweet
-is purple
-grows on a vine
-just had surgery
he's not your man. he's a grape. they did surgery on a grape.
...we need to log off.
