People Think This Video Of A Peach Looks A Bit Sexual And Now Our Souls Need Cleansing
3 August 2017, 14:29
If I have to look at this then so do you. It's the rules.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but peaches are usually considered a pretty innocuous fruit. They're often renowned for their juiciness and vague resemblance to a voluptuous backside, but you would probably never consider any thing about a peach to be extraordinary, right?
Well, strike that from the record because I'm about to show you a peach that looks like a straight up innuendo.
桃の皮の裏技凄いんだよー楽だから桃食いたくなるーー pic.twitter.com/X9PbpYYGXY— OKADA (@HOOOOJICHA) July 19, 2017
Twitter user @HOOOOJICHA posted the video of a woman's hands peeling back the skin of a peach, wantonly exposing the fruit's insides. The original post has had 52,000 retweets so far and people have a lot of questions.
First and foremost, people want to know why you would peel a peach.
But people also thought the peach reminded them of some...other scenarios.
And, some people thought it was straight up disrespectful to your significant other to be looking at a peach like this.
Okay, I think we all need to take a break with a wholesome book or a family friendly sitcom. We're not 100% sure what makes this peach so, um, sensual, but we can see what people are talking about. This peach has the internet all hot and bothered for the wrong reasons. I need to see my priest after looking at this.